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Archive for the tearin the club up Category

This week TigerSACK has pulled even with the previously thought to be unbeatable Andrew Reed.  Yours truly is now picking to save face.  ClemsonFan and Mr. Bowden’s Opus have been dropped for not picking.  Things are starting to heat up.  It seems that people need to start picking with a SENSE OF URGENCY.

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Rank Pick Set Name Total Points
1 TigerSACK 75
1 Ayatollah Assahola 75
3 Tully 74
4 Ping Island String Quartet 73
5 TheStruz 72
6 CUvinny’s horrible picks 71
7 Lyrtch 70
8 Sambone 69
9 NoleCC (ScalpEm.com) 68
9 Captain 68
11 jasonl 67
11 DILLIGAF 67
13 Broken Gnome 66
14 magic hobo 65
15 Tolley Jenkins 64
16 Korn Nutz 63
17 Tomahawk Nation 62
18 Willy Mac 61
19 Uttles 56
20 Foreskin Fondlers 54
21 Seigler 50

And now, for your viewing enjoyment. I bring to you, Mr. Darian Stewart of the South Carolina Gamecock football team and his own experiences with bottles of booze:

I mean, I don’t hate him, but I don’t love him. But when he makes policies on in-practice fights that condones the act, it’s hard not to like that aspect of his approach to coaching.

Bowden in fighting in practice:

“Everybody’s got a different philosophy. Coming from a family of brothers, we fought a lot, and I love my brothers. These guys are family and they fight, so it doesn’t bother me too much when they fight… heat of battle, two-a-days, that’s the enemy right now for the next two weeks. I talked to those guys hard about not hitting each other in the head, especially if they lose their helmet. If the helmet comes off, instead of hitting them in the head, we asked them to just choke them. That way we figured we could get ‘em off before they killed ‘em.”

- So far, two people with broken hands via fighting: Jamie Cumbie & Brandon Thompson. Cumbie is still performing and playing even with hand and should be the expected starter for the Bama game. I think it’s great because I think it promotes nastiness… something we’ve found that we didn’t have around the time of the Virginia Tech game last year.

Laslty, it’s almost back…15 more days…

Very cool.

As for the game, you can check out the CUAD’s wrap up here since they could probably give you better stats and such. Check out Bowden’s press conference notes here. Funny how he did a PR wonder explaining the second half offensive goose egg. “We weren’t really productive in the second half, but again, I assumed that was Florida State coming out (ready to play).” Wow, weaseled his way out of that one. Lastly, be sure to bookmark this link: The Sporting Gnomes 2007 ACC Helmet Schedule.

Now, for the good part. Yesterday was just utter craziness. It started out good enough, but cops need to figure out a way to let traffic flow both ways. I was on the moped yesterday and was forced to discover all kinds of sidewalks and off road trails on Clemson’s campus simply because some fat asshole from Lumpkin County wanted to exercise his badassedness (Yeah, it’s a word now, write that down young’n) and told me to go around (a trip that would have literally taken me a mile and a half in traffic) when I was only 100 feet from my tailgate. Imagine his dismay when I would appear thirty minutes later coming out of the barricades he’d spent so much precious time keeping me out of. Seriously, cops need to lighten up on game days and at least pretend that they don’t consider themselves to be higher classed citizens than everyone else around them not wearing a badge. Lighten up, Clemson fans aren’t Ohio State fans.

Clemson Cops = SERIOUS BUSINESS.

A great game all in all. Well, all in the first half and final minutes. We get back to the tailgate after the game and everyone kind of has that dazed look on there faces accompanied by tired, dirty faces. And then the worst thing that could have happened, did. The car that was supposed to drive Chili and I back at the end of the night left. Needless to say, it was interesting. We hopped on the moped and our hilarious journey began.

12:30ish: After abandoning my cooler, we departed the Fike parking lot and headed towards Fort Hill Street.

12:38: Two big guys on a moped making all sorts of cartoonish noises finally strains its way to the stop sign near the shoe boxes.

12:39: The brakes on the moped almost snap off of the handlebars as the moped screeches to a halt at the bottom of Fort Hill Street, directly across from the East Gate.

12:40: A couple of drunk guys jeer and laugh excitedly as we pass them heading very slowly up the hill away from the stadium. I give my bitch horn a few honks and away we go. The look on the parting crowds faces was priceless.

12:55: We’ve been at the top of Williamson road for quite sometime, so we decide to venture down a side road.

12:56: That wasn’t a side road.

12:58: We make it to the Cooper Library back lawn/top of Strom Thurmond Center. Hell yes we’re cutting across, $1000 fine be damned. We just saw a Cat Bus do it.

1:04: After nearly being hit by oncoming traffic we manage to steer the wobbly and tired moped into Thornhill.

1:06: We turn onto 93 and head back toward Central after vowing never to go back into Thornhill without a weapon of some sort after 7pm from here on out.

1:08: We cut off a Cat Bus driver who tried to pull out in front of us earlier. We all exchange vulgarities muffled by the wind and appropriate hand gestures. I give the bitch horn a few more taps just to show my seriousness of the situation. Chili has his hands in his face from embarrassment.

1:09: We get stuck at the red light in front of Bilo beside said Cat Bus. Further exchanges take place. He calls me crazy and I tell him that he and his cohorts constantly make me late for class and take breaks at terrible times. The passengers are dying with laughter.

1:15: Finally at home. I think I hear the moped let out a sigh after Chili and I get off. “We’re there. Got a little nippy goin’ through the pass, ay Harry?”

Same thing, except for the cold. And the pee.
See you tomorrow. Oh yeah, and we won the bet.

Here it is, the overused and outplayed “Countdown to Kickoff” videos that just about every CFB Blog does. But c’mon, who brings you the best vids?

This time around it’s a two-fer. Former 2000 Outland Trophy winner and Tennessee Vols DT John Henderson’s pregame ritual. You gotta love football, it’s the only job in the world where you can get psyched up like this to go to work. My favorite part is how the rest of the team waits for him to do this before leaving the locker room. (Thanks to Lyrtch for the vids)

Clip #1:

I’ve literally done this to Chili to get him psyched up for a pledge/brother football game back in our fraternal days. Although, it wasn’t as cool cause I think I gave him the old Deacon Jones treatment by accident.

Clip #2:

“You gotta make blood come to the mouth!”