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THE RIGHT WEAPONS FOR TAILGATING: INKEGNITO

Posted by Willy Mac

Here comes the third installment of our series that I will be doing to help you orange-clad patriots out there with tailgating, partying, and chicanery.  User submissions will be more than welcomed. Again, if you’d like to contribute a few things, stories, pictures, etc. please shoot us an email to ‘dannyfordisgod -at- gmail -dot- com’ and we will consider putting you in a future segment. Today’s topic will be all about kegs. KEGS FULL OF BEER… BEER… BEER… BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER! BEER!

With the Carolina game looming and my apathy at an all time high last weekend, I came up with one of the best ideas I’ve had regarding tailgating in a long time; “I’ll get a keg for the Carolina game!” It’s also one of the first times when I’ve said something at a party and absolutely everyone in the room barked and clapped at me like a pack of seals with approval for one of my drunk ideas. After looking into it, it turns out this venture isn’t going to be as easy as it was back in college where you just threw a keg in the back seat, set a bag of ice in the rim, and drove to the party with it sloshing all around. Luckily, I’ve done the bulk of the research and thinking for you on this subject.

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Posted by Willy Mac

Welcome to outing number two of our series that I will be doing to help you weasels out there with tailgating.  User submissions will be more than welcomed. Again, if you’d like to contribute a few things, stories, pictures, etc. please shoot us an email to ‘dannyfordisgod -at- gmail -dot- com’ and we will consider putting you in a future segment. Today’s topic will be grilling. GRILLING. MEAT. YYYEEEAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHH.

Grilling is something that everyman, no matter the sexuality or manliness, should at least be halfway decent at. If not, then you’re wasting your damn life. Go out and get yourself schooled up on it.  I don’t claim to be king, but I’m pretty darned decent and I have a great method that works out very well. Remember that it’s not only how you grill, but what you’re grilling with that makes a difference as well.

I’ll be looking at a few factors that go into a successful tailgate grilling campaign. Hopefully I can provide some insight to certain worries or concerns you may have concerning grilling. What type of grill is best for tailgating around Clemson? Which meats are a hit and which ones are not so much? What makes clean up/packing up the easiest? What’s the best way to transport everything?

True story. No lie. This really happened right before the 2003 FSU game in the Easley K-Mart parking lot. It was held there because we needed an empty parking lot of that size to host the total awesomeness that occurred.

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Posted by Willy Mac

This will be the first post in a proposed series that I will be doing to help you ham ‘n’ eggers out there with tailgating.  User submissions will be more than welcomed and if you’d like to contribute a few things, stories, pictures, etc. please shoot us an email to ‘dannyfordisgod -at- gmail -dot- com’ and we will consider putting you in a future segment. Topics we’ll cover are coolers, flags/poles, music/radios, games, accessories, grilling, water coolers, and other things.

A large explosion of confiscated mortar rounds, grenades, guns, pork sandwiches, Pabst Blue Ribbon, and cooler radios set up by Block-C explosive tailgate technicians. The controlled blast, which contained more than 1,500 pounds of explosives, grilled meat, alcohol, and awesomeness was set off at 9am on November 29th, 2008 in Clemson, South Carolina.

For this inaugural post we’ll be talking coolers of all shapes, sizes, and purposes. More after the jump.

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BLOCK-C SHIRTS FOR THIS YEAR

Posted by Willy Mac

Ladies and gentlemen it’s that time of the year again to start thinking about this year’s Block-C.com shirts and if you’re going to get one or not.

Here is the deal:

  • The shirts are orange with no pocket.  They’re pretty much the same as last year except we have modified the back logo from the Tiger Paw logo to the “Number One Tiger Paw” logo.
  • These babies are $11 a piece with tax included.  I would prefer to meet you folks and give these to you at a game, but if not make it $15 per shirt so I can ship them back to you.
  • Orders need to include your Name, Address, number of shirts that you want, the sizes of each shirt, your phone number, and whether you can meet me or want me to ship it.
  • I’m going to send in a few orders, so if we don’t get you the first go round, no worries.  We’ll get you one big cat. Just be patient.
  • Email your orders to “blockcshirts -at- gmail -dot- com” (as it sounds) and I will send you a confirmation email back with the total you owe and the address to mail a check to.
  • For each shirt XXL or larger, we will add $2 to the total per husky-sized shirt.
  • Again, I’d prefer not to ship so if you live in the area please just meet me.  I’m putting the shirts on my credit card and I’m doing the mule work here.  Help a brother out.

Feast your eyes on the 2009 Block-C.com shirt…

2009 Block-C.com shirt