Posted by Chili

Steven Orr Spurrier. Straight chillin’ at Daytona. Oh, that’s right, that’s a BANQUET BEER.

Posted by Chili

Sakerlina 29, Clemson 7

Sambo’s computer died, Willy Mac has strep and is out of it for a while, and I’ve got finals this week so I’ll try and post when I can. That also means it’s up to me to sum up the steaming turd of a game that was the Gamecocks whipping Clemson’s ass to the tune of 29-7. I won’t dwell on this one too much as it was largely a conglomeration of errors that had plagued us at various times during this utterly forgettable season.

The game pretty much proved what we knew in advance; SC’s playcalling is head and shoulders above ours, our offense continued to be a massive liability, Alshon Jeffery is an amazing athlete, and our defense is the only thing keeping us even remotely close (which we really weren’t this game). Kyle Parker is a fluke, and acted like a spoiled prima donna on the sideline after being pulled. The two most talked about players prior to the game, Marcus Lattimore and Da’Quan Bowers, both had relatively pedestrian games, but then again each one’s predicament probably has something to do with the other’s.

Dabo Swinney now has as many losses against the Gamecocks in three years as Tommy Bowden had in nine. Damn.

Kyle Parker flipped his shit when Dabo pulled him and bolted right after the game, not speaking to reporters. He is also allegedly going to be academically ineligible for the bowl game so there.

***UPDATE*** Kyle Parker had a press conference today where he apologized for not talking to reporters. He said it took him as late as last night to decide whether or not to quit the team, but he’s back and Dabo has named him starter for the bowl game.

Your QB bolted like a baby after the Sakerlina game, then almost quit, so it’s natural that you’d go ahead and name him a starter ahead of your QB for the future who is in dire need of experience. Fucknuggets.

OTHER NEWS THAT DOESN’T MAKE ME AS SAD

Da’Quan Bowers was voted as a First Team All-American by the American Football Coaches Association.

Four Clemson Tigers landed on the All-ACC First team.  Chris Hairston on offense, and on defense are Jarvis Jenkins, DeAndre McDaniel, and Da’Quan Bowers. Da’Quan was second in overall voting behind RB Montell Harris of Boston College

Posted by Willy Mac

I like to imagine that he’s out there somewhere… still club punching Gamecocks who need to shut the fuck up. You can find this and other clips that are not pertinent on our YouTube channel.

Posted by Willy Mac

As per the CUAD website:

“The time has been set for the Clemson vs. South Carolina football game to be played on Saturday, November 27 at Memorial Stadium in Clemson, SC. The game, which is Solid Orange Day, is set to kick off at 7:00 PM and will be broadcast on ESPN2.“

I’m sure that the USC AD either had some pull with the networks or pushed this decision. Anyways, we finally got what we want for the Carolina game. RIVALRY WEEK STARTS NOW!

Posted by Sam

Auburn 35 Cocks 27

Normally, we don’t do something like this, but I wanted to put this out there anyways, mostly because it’s fun to make fun of Sakerlina losing and I know you guys will want to throw your two cents out there, too.  OK, on to a couple points I wanted to bring up.  First, I’m going to assume that the Marcus Lattimore/Adrian Peterson comparisons are done with for the moment.  The guy did not have the best of games, rushing 14 times for 36 yards and on five of those carries, he lost yardage.  I’m not saying the guy isn’t or won’t be a stud, I’m just saying that the media was getting way ahead of themselves when they compared him to Adrian Peterson after he had a really good game against a terrible Georgia team, the same Georgia team that just lost to Mississippi State.  Ouch.  (Also, this was the same rush defense that Andre Ellington torched for 140 yards last week.  BOOM!!!)  Second, what the hell was Spurrier thinking when he put in Conner Shaw for those last few drives?  A true freshman playing on the road against an SEC opponent is not the greatest of ideas and it showed.  Last two drives, two interceptions, game over.  I’m going to assume The Ol’ Ball Coach is going to get hammered for that move.  And lastly, thank you Auburn.  Thank you.

“When I went to save this picture, it automatically gave it the title “Spurrier Tramp Stamp”.  Hilarious.”