When you see it, you’ll shit bricks.

Clemson: Just shat bricks.

Watch it here.

We’re thinking of a movie style tagline to highlight Clemson’s insane amount of lame-ass early games this year.

CLEMSON FOOTBALL 2008: AFTERNOON DELIGHT

CLEMSON FOOTBALL 2008: BRUNCH PREGAMIN’ - EGGS & KEGS

That’s all we’ve got, any suggestions are welcomed in the comments section.

We figured we’d start this open thread off with a bang and show you guys the newest thing over at Tigernet and let you discuss that until the game gets going.

What a tremendous idea! Let’s take the burning questions from the wise sages over at Tigernet and hurl them at unsuspecting coaches like a monkey flinging excrement for his monkey friend who is too mentally challenged to cup his own fecal matter and launch it. I think we all know how this is going to go…

Oh, Mel Driggers, you cad you! You did it! You used a clever ruse to expose Dabo for the walking football gimmick machine that his most vocal detractors accused him of being! Tiger Walk, holding hands up to the fifty before games, inviting fans to practices… these were just the start.

But what if the question is to be taken literally? I know, I had to stop laughing too. Let’s take a crack at the question in case he really means it.

Yes!! Let’s take Clemson’s greatest tradition and dilute it and cheapen it so that every mouthbreather walking into the stadium rubs his barbecue sauce of choice on a replica rock! For a 10,000 dollar a year donation you can make it YOUR NAME HERE’S ROCK! If you’re not going to sell out 110% then keep your filthy hands off WINKOPP’S ROCK.

I can only imagine the teabaggings and body fluids the rocks posted up outside opposing fan entrances would be subjected to.

I can only imagine what other gimmicks fans will suggest to Dabo.

Burt in Fairplay, SC - “Coach, I would like to see Mac’s milkshake waterfalls pouring from the upper deck at all times, replete with life-like animatronic Mac’s employees giving you the stink eye for having the gall to order something they can’t just drop into a fryer. What do you think of that?”

“Fantastic! I’ll take it to the admin.”

Jenny in Pickens, SC - “Dabo, I don’t think our fans are ALL IN ENOUGH. We should have paint nozzles spraying every fan who walks into the stadium with SOLID ORANGE, how’s that swing with ya?”

“I’m contacting university paint services now. ALL IN SOLID ORANGE ALL ORANGE SOLID IN INORANGESOLIDINALL.”

Fans, if you have any more AWESOME suggestions to rape improve our football experience, take it to the comments section.

Enjoy the game.