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HEY WE GOTTA NEW COACH, BETTER SLAP A SLOGAN ON ‘EM! Wonder how many people have joined the Facebook group?

Posted by Chili

Palmettoson, one of our favorite Tardnetters, says what we’ve all been thinking.

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Well I did see a priest beside their bench…

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Hey this is where I pretend we haven’t just been AWOL for a month. Here’s some Dumb Shit on Tigernet.

Okay let’s break this one down. First of all, not necessarily having to do with curling but a general comment on Winter Olympics media. Enough with the ironic “hey curling is shaking off its reputation for being boring and really gathering fans.” It’s fucking boring; it combines all the excitement of glacial motion with the unbridled thrill of sweeping. Okay, second off, Leslie Nielson? Really? Guy hasn’t been in anything worthwhile since The Naked Gun. No, not the sequels. Yeah, bad. Remember that one space movie with him on it that Comedy Central shows on weekends? Yeck.

Hmm… 1 AM and you feel the need to give a (probably) drunken salutation to your two year old on Tigernet. I don’t know what it means, but I’m going to go ahead and call Crimestoppers. (just kidding, folks, snitches get stitches)

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Yeah, I think this goes without saying. A quivering lip is a little more likable when there’s a big lump of chaw tucked in it.