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Archive for April 2011

SPRING GAME RECAP

Posted by Sam

What exactly is the point of the Spring Game?  It would make more sense if one team had all of the offensive starters and one team had all of the defensive starters so that the game would have the 1st stringers from both sides of the ball playing against each other.  But b/c that would make the game boring once the 2nd stringers came in to play, they have to split the squads up as evenly as possible and that then makes the game no longer resemble what we will be seeing in the Fall.  So, what exactly did we learn from the game?

First off, if you watched the Spring Game then you all probably came away with the same impression of the new offense – meh.  For the most part, the running game was able to move the ball, but the passing game was pretty terrible.  Tajh Boyd couldn’t hit anyone, but when he did, they were able to gain some pretty good chunks of yardage.  Backup Cole Stoudt wasn’t any better, but he can throw a pretty decent long ball and that’s encouraging.

Second, the running game looked great.  There were two guys (Buice and McDowell) who went for 100+ yards and a third (Howard) who came up three yards short of the century mark.  Overall, that’s not too shabby considering the team’s best running back (Ellington) didn’t even play and this past recruiting class’s blue chipper (Bellamy) hasn’t even set foot on campus.

Third, the receivers weren’t exactly good, but when the quarterbacks can’t get them the ball, it’s hard to make a lot of plays to show off their talents.

Fourth, other than the punter the kicking game was the same old story.  They made some long field goals, but missed some easy ones, and they also missed an extra point even if it was the holder’s fault.  Why can’t Clemson find a good field goal kicker, hell, I’d settle for an above average one at this point.

And last, grading the defense is tough to do when the defensive lineman only have to touch the QB for it to counted as a sack and it’s just not that easy in a real game.  Otherwise, Corey Crawford looked great and could contribute right away and Rennie Moore looks like he is going to take over Jarvis Jenkins’s spot on the roster with no problems.  Like I said, I would be able to tell you more about the defense, but it’s tough to accurately judge them in a scrimmage like this.

Overall, I’m not overly excited about the offense at this point, but they have all summer and two crappy non-conference games to work that out before playing a real team this Fall.  Let’s just hope that happens or another losing season might be in the works.

Anyways, here are the final stats for the game:

Individual Statistics

Rushing
Orange: Buice 18-102-1, McDowell 12-100, Boyd 8-43-1 , McElveen 2-11, Craig 1-(-1)
White: Howard 11-97-1, Joseph 2-8-1, Stoudt 5-5, McNeal 9-5

Passing
Orange: Boyd 8-24-114-1-0, McElveen 2-8-28-0-0
White: Stoudt 6-22-118-0-1, McNeal 3-7-33-0-0

Receiving
Orange: Hopkins 4-54, Allen 3-43-1, Traylor 2-26, D. Smith 1-17, McNeal 1-2
White: Jones 3-71, J. Brown 3-59, Ford 1-23, Ogle 1-17, Joseph 1-(-5)

Tackles
Orange: D. Brown 7, Jenkins 5, Shuey 4, Branch 4, Hall 4, Breland 3, Thompson 3, Willard 3
White: Meeks 7, Peters 6, K. Brown 5, Christian 5, Thomas 4, Sensabaugh 4, Hawkins 4

Scoring Summary
Orange – Boyd 10 run (Kick failed), 13:17 lst quarter
Orange – Buice 12 run (Benton Kick), 7:12, lst quarter
White – Howard 1 run (Catanzaro kick), 14:14, 2nd quarter
Orange – Safety, ball batted out of endzone. 6:12, 2nd quarter
Orange – Benton 50 fg, 10:42, 3rd quarter
White – Joseph 1 run (Pass failed), 11:33 4th quarter
Orange – Allen 10 pass from Boyd (Luecke kick), 5:05 4th quarter

“However, sideline cheer-leading still gets an A+.”

SPRING SCRIMMAGE NOTES

Posted by Sam

With the Spring Game this weekend (4pm on CSS), we will all witness the only Clemson Football played until the fall.  Clemson has had a couple scrimmages leading up to the Spring Game, so here are a couple of the highlights from the most recent one:

Offense

QB:

Tahj Boyd – 8 for 16, 129 yds, 2 TDs

RB:

DJ Howard – 19 carries for 85 yds

Demont Buice – 13 carries for 59 yds

Rod McDowell – 8 carries for 36 yds

Jaron Brown – 2 carries for 26 yards

WR:

Marquan Jones – 4 receptions for 44 yds

Jaron Brown – 1 reception for 30 yds

DeAndre Hopkins – 20-yd TD catch

Sam Cooper - 3-yd TD catch

Defense

Corico Hawkins – led team with 8 tackles

Rashard Hall – 7 tackles

Corey Crawford – caused 2 fumbles (one returned for 87 yds), a tackle for a loss, and a pass deflection

Tig Willard – 6 tackles, pass broken up, and one interception

Josh Watson – 2 tackles for a loss

Justin Parker – 5 tackles and a sack

- I know that’s not much, but come on, its Fooootbawl!  Anyways, enjoy the game if you are going and enjoy flipping between the game and The Masters if you are not.

“The Future of Clemson Footbawl…..hopefully.”

TOTAL BADASS: THE MOVIE

Posted by Chili

“I took a year off to raise guinea pigs with my girlfriend and do cocaine.”
Man I hope to shit this movie gets distributed.

Posted by Chili

In case you haven’t heard, Stephen Garcia did Stephen Garcia shit as Stephen Garcia is wont to do, and now he’s suspended indefinitely. Which, in Gamecock speak, means for, oh… a series or two. Good thing Sakerlina has that eight strikes and you’re out rule.

ZIP ZOP ZOO BOP

Posted by Chili

ZIP ZOP ZOOO BOP

Posted by Sam

Connecticut won the National Championship, which means that 190 lbs of Bitchassness took home Block-C’s March Madness Fantasy Pick’em Title.  However, had this lady been in our league she would have won by 47 points.  Yup, that’s right, gentleman, she picked a perfect Final Four, Championship Match-up, and even the Champion based on mascots.  Women, right?  Anyways, here are the final standings for those of you who care:

Rank
Bracket
1
2
3
4
Semis
Finals
Points
Possible Pts
1
190 lbs of Bitchassness
23 16 4 8 16 32 (Connecticut) 99 99
2
AParker
22 20 20 8 0 0 (Duke) 70 70
3
Lord De La Warr
24 22 8 8 0 0 (Pittsburgh) 62 62
4
Steve Spurrier has man boobs
25 16 20 0 0 0 (Duke) 61 61
5
TolleyJenkins
23 16 12 8 0 0 (No Pick) 59 59
6
sheenus envy
23 16 12 8 0 0 (Kansas) 59 59
7
Major League Yabbos
25 16 8 8 0 0 (Ohio St.) 57 57
8
Brownlee’s Bustin’ Brackets
23 18 8 8 0 0 (Ohio St.) 57 57
9
Braap Madness
22 22 12 0 0 0 (North Carolina) 56 56
10
AllIn4Win
24 18 12 0 0 0 (Duke) 54 54
11
NoleCC Doesn’t Watch Hoops
22 16 16 0 0 0 (North Carolina) 54 54
12
Tom’s Bracket
25 16 12 0 0 0 (Kansas) 53 53
13
HeadLikeAnOrange
23 18 12 0 0 0 (Kansas) 53 53
14
Shot in the Dark
22 18 12 0 0 0 (Duke) 52 52
15
CUVince’s WINNING picks
20 16 8 8 0 0 (Ohio St.) 52 52
16
I Can’t Dance
21 22 8 0 0 0 (Ohio St.) 51 51
17
get to second round
23 16 12 0 0 0 (Kansas) 51 51
18
AndrewTheTerrible
23 20 8 0 0 0 (Ohio St.) 51 51
19
tigers_bracket1
18 16 8 8 0 0 (Ohio St.) 50 50
20
RedfernRobber
19 18 12 0 0 0 (Ohio St.) 49 49
21
K-nuts9
21 20 8 0 0 0 (Duke) 49 49
22
Flurf Durfingtons
23 16 8 0 0 0 (Duke) 47 47
23
Milt’s Fifth Star
21 18 8 0 0 0 (Kansas) 47 47
24
Sambo *
21 18 8 0 0 0 (Kansas) 47 47
25
born to be wild
24 14 8 0 0 0 (Notre Dame) 46 46
26
Johns Junk
20 12 12 0 0 0 (Duke) 44 44
27
We have a basketball team?
21 14 8 0 0 0 (Kansas) 43 43
28
Dey Pickin’ Errybody Out Here
23 12 8 0 0 0 (Duke) 43 43
29
Wet the Biscuit
21 14 8 0 0 0 (Kansas) 43 43
30
trollface.jpg
22 16 4 0 0 0 (Ohio St.) 42 42
31
Iwonlastyear
24 14 4 0 0 0 (Notre Dame) 42 42
32
The TigerSACK
23 14 4 0 0 0 (Texas) 41 41
33
orange14
19 14 8 0 0 0 (Pittsburgh) 41 41
34
Bimerman51
22 14 4 0 0 0 (Kansas) 40 40
35
Special K’s Bracket Buster
22 14 4 0 0 0 (Kansas) 40 40
36
Charlotte 1
22 10 4 0 0 0 (Kansas) 36 36
37
I suck at this…
18 14 4 0 0 0 (Louisville) 36 36