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Sun, Sep 5, 2010 at 11:53 pm Posted in Derp, DSOT 25 Comments

This version of DSOT brings us dumb shit from Tiger Illustrated.

Waffle House lady if you fuck up his All-Star Special order he will rain fucking FIRE down on your head.

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1penthousetiger on Sep 6, 2010 at 12:28 pm:

while this guy is kinda overboard, if we had more fans like him, our program would be better and we would have gotten rid of tommy bowden a few years earlier instead of crying about how he was a good christian man when he did get fired.
2Chili on Sep 6, 2010 at 12:30 pm:

@1 Exactly, and that’s why this post is indicative of one of the bigger rifts in our fanbase – those decrying that we have set expectations to high and those who think people are settling.
3penthousetiger on Sep 6, 2010 at 3:29 pm:

i’m one of the latter
4Daniel on Sep 6, 2010 at 6:11 pm:

I’m not one of those people that is stuck in this delusion that Danny Ford is coming back or anything, and some of our fans do have unrealistic expectations, but seriously – we shouldn’t be worse than 8-4 really ever given our talent level and competition.
5IM A MAN IM FORTY on Sep 6, 2010 at 7:33 pm:

too early to tell. we played a bunch of young guys on defense. offense was limited in play calling (by design).

feel like the judge from caddyshack, “The most important decision you can make right now is what you stand for- goodness…or badness. Do you want to be good, Danny?”

I want Clemson to be good. We should be good. Nothing wrong with expecting Clemson to be good and demanding accountability.

I predict the kinks will be fixed before our trip on I-20 Westbound…
6BuckTN on Sep 6, 2010 at 8:06 pm:

1. anyone that uses the term “nation” after their team’s mascot is gay.
2. I can handle not playing well and still winning by 25. No need to pick apart every detail of a win.
3. If we lose to Auburn I’ll burn my house and shoot the neighbor’s dog. I’d rather get a daily colonoscopy from kimbo slice than lose to another SEC team.

other than that i try to be rational.
7dwight_clark87 on Sep 6, 2010 at 10:22 pm:

@6 This man is wise. Listen to him.

That is why Horace Grant is looking up at him.
8Riggs on Sep 7, 2010 at 6:44 am:

@6 Where do you live . . . I just, I really like my dog.
9AParker on Sep 7, 2010 at 8:44 am:

@8 Your dog tasted good with BBQ sauce. I’m a big fan of Sweet Baby Rays with Border Collie. You just can’t beat a good pulled pooch.
10ketelonelogic on Sep 7, 2010 at 8:49 am:

FYI, AWBARN is I -85 Southbound. I agree with you completely @6. I will shit in Toomer’s corner if we lose.
11Takeezy on Sep 7, 2010 at 12:54 pm:

@6 listen to RIggs.. I’m asian I know a thing or two about eating canines/felines
12A770Tiger on Sep 7, 2010 at 1:15 pm:

@6. Not sure why this agitates me, but how the fuck is putting “Nation” behind “Tiger” gay? It’s just a way for folks to demonstrate a feeling of solidarity with their group. I’m “All-In” with smacking the T-Net idiots for overly sugary, fake-ass, feel-good slogans, but damn, how far do we go? Does “Tiger-Nation” make you want to blow the pizza guy? I guess you think naming the stadium Death Valley is gay, or Running down the Hill is gay.
I do like your dedication though. GO TIGERS!!!!!!!

Let me guess, you think I’m gay for saying GO TIGERS!!!!!!
13BuckTN on Sep 7, 2010 at 2:15 pm:

@12 agreed… you’re gay
14A770Tiger on Sep 7, 2010 at 6:57 pm:

@13. Brother/Sister Buck, you’re clearly working way too hard to cover your inner passion. Let it go, step out, be true to yourself. The pressure is clearly too much and projecting onto others ain’t gonna do it for ya. Try a 12-step program and if you don’t like “Tiger-Nation” or “GO TIGERS!” you’re probably better suited screaming for Cocks in public with the rest of “Cock-Nation.” Regardless, seek help child, seek help. GO TIGERS!!!
15thedabokoolaid on Sep 7, 2010 at 7:04 pm:

@14 yea buck, just come out of the closet and admit you like cocks. GO TIGERS!
16A770Tiger on Sep 7, 2010 at 7:06 pm:

Getting back to really important shit, I’ve gotta brag while I can. I’M NUMBER ONE IN BOWL PICK’EM!!!!!!!!! Perfect score BITCHES!!! Likely to never happen again, but I’m the fucking Big Dog this week. GO TIGERS!!!
17Willy Mac on Sep 7, 2010 at 8:12 pm:

I’ll agree with Buck, I know you’re excited about the season, but signing off with that is a bit closer to tummy sticks than I’d prefer to get.
18A770Tiger on Sep 7, 2010 at 8:28 pm:

Hey Dude, I’ve been with you guys for five years now and I’ve always tried to sign off with GO TIGERS!!!! I do forget, but more often than not I do. Besides, you know you like tummy sticks. GO TIGERS!!!
19Chili on Sep 7, 2010 at 8:33 pm:

GO TIGER NATIONS!
20A770Tiger on Sep 7, 2010 at 8:36 pm:

Fuck yeah Chilli!!!! We gots rights by godly dammit!!!! Go Tigers!
21Chili on Sep 7, 2010 at 8:37 pm:

*swimwalk*
22A770Tiger on Sep 7, 2010 at 8:42 pm:

Enough fun for one night. Ya’ll have at it. No hard feelings Buck, you’re still a fag, but no hard feelings. Go Tigers!
23BuckTN on Sep 8, 2010 at 6:09 am:

I never habor hard feelings over message board conversations but dont say anything about tiger nation outloud. It makes you sound like a douche
24AParker on Sep 8, 2010 at 6:55 am:

NATIONAL TIGERS!….I feel late to the party
25BuckTN on Sep 8, 2010 at 7:51 am:

oddly enough, i like that version