North Texas @ Clemson (0-0) 3:30 EST, Saturday, Setember 4th

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Line: Clemson -27

Edge goes to:

I don’t feel it’s necessary to explain why Clemson has the edge in all these categories, other than to say that North Texas is not too good at the foosball.

Clemson offense vs. Norf Texas defense: Clemson

Clemson defense vs. Norf Texas offense: Clemson

Special teams: Clemson

Intangibles: Clemson

Our Panel of Sexy Vampires Says:

Chili: North Texas brings their shotgun-happy attack into Death Valley tomorrow and I bring my beer-shotgunning happy tailgating attack to the area just outside Death Valley. Sounds like we’re all gonna be winners.

Clemson 34 , North Texas 10

Sambo: One point?  How does a team score only one point?   Easy.  Late in the game, Tajh Boyd will throw a pass into the flats that a slow white linebacker will accidentally pick off (and I say that b/c he won’t actually be looking at the ball when he catches it, it will hit him in the hands b/c Tajh wanted to try something and you will see what that is in a second).  The slow white linebacker will then have open field to run it in for a touchdown, however, on the way to the end zone, he will get caught from behind by Tajh, who will then stop him, but not tackle him.  Instead, he will put his hand on top of the slow white linebackers head like if he would be holding a ball for a place kick.  Then a Clemson lineman will run up and kick the slow white linebacker and the ball throw the uprights for an extra point for North Texas.  That’s how you score only one point.  Also, Clemson will run back the ensuing kickoff to have 107 points instead of an even hundred.  (Also, I will start taking this more seriously when Clemson actually plays a real opponent.)

Clemson 107, North Texas 1