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The State is reporting that WILLY KORN is extremely getting the fuck out of Clemson. I don’t believe it. It’s a balled faced LIE. I’m going to do some investigatory reporting and get back to you. This… this can’t be true. FUCK YOU CULLEN HARPER.
EKR OUT
1Tommy Bowden
on Dec 9, 2009 at 12:24 pm:
he always did look better in football pants than kyle parker.
hugs!
2AParker
on Dec 9, 2009 at 12:52 pm:
on noooo’s…But I like EKR, please don’t leave!!!! I feel like if Daddy is leaving Mommy because she got gonorrhea from the mail man and gave it to him…
3Chili
on Dec 9, 2009 at 12:57 pm:
@2 Now you’ll have two Christmases!
4thedabokoolaid
on Dec 9, 2009 at 1:10 pm:
@3 one will be very EXTREME! the other…not so much. this really sux, EKR should continue to follow Korn into Div 2
5dwight_clark87
on Dec 9, 2009 at 1:20 pm:
Love the Zoobooks image. Cool.
@4 -I agree with Der Koolaidster: EKR must continue to dog Willy Ignatius Korn, Jr. until he dies. Besides, what do you think is going to happen to sites like www. willykorn. org ? Think they’ll give up on KORN? No, they will continue stalking him with TMZ-like zeal until he becomes a mortgage broker in Honeyapath and even then they’ll try to steer as much business as they can to KORN’s doorstep. Such is the power of Korn. Embrace it!
6Josh
on Dec 9, 2009 at 1:49 pm:
So EKR goes away to nevereverland and Spiller is gone. Who’s Clemson’s next savior? Bryce McNeal or Tahj Boyd?
7AParker
on Dec 9, 2009 at 2:39 pm:
TWO CHRISTMASES!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@6, we will now stalk JK Jay, and the new piece will be called JK’s Buffet line of Destruction
8Trapper
on Dec 9, 2009 at 3:24 pm:
EKR will never die. It will only become MORE EXTREME
9cgb
on Dec 9, 2009 at 3:26 pm:
My heart is in your hands, please don’t squish it.
10Willy Mac
on Dec 9, 2009 at 3:41 pm:
@5 – I’m fairly sure that’s a scam guy who buys up names of sites of top 20 out of hs every year in a chance to make them buy it back when they go pro.
@Clemson the past few weeks – WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. FUCKING STOP IT YOU DICK HEAD. I SAY THIS A LOT OUT OF SEASON, BUT RIGHT NOW YOU ARE VERY LITERALLY RUINING CHRISTMAS WITH YOUR HATE AND ANGER. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME, TAKE CARE.
11penthouse tiger
on Dec 9, 2009 at 4:00 pm:
I feel sorry for EKR, now he has to move. Although Korn’s new school of choice doesnt have him on trespass notice…. yet
12Willy Mac
on Dec 9, 2009 at 4:12 pm:
Hopefully Korn goes to Furman or somewhere close. Hell, hopefully he goes to App State. I’ll go with EKR up to those games.
13dwight_clark87
on Dec 9, 2009 at 4:15 pm:
@12 -Korn at App State: I bet the pregnancy rate in Boone for 18-25 year olds would jump 200%.
14Josh
on Dec 9, 2009 at 4:57 pm:
Speaking of App. State, and kind of off subject, they have a tough game vs. Montana this weekend. At Montana where the temp is going to be around 15-degrees or colder. This game will definitely be better than the Orange Bowl and Music City Bowl combined.
15dwight_clark87
on Dec 9, 2009 at 5:13 pm:
@14 -Yep, being broadcast by ESPN: Saturday, 12/12/09 at 4pm EST. I’ll be watching. I’d say we should start an open thread in the forums, but after the events of the past week, I’m afraid it might jinx the Yosef-ers.
16Navy Chief
on Dec 9, 2009 at 7:08 pm:
Can we get a few comments about Tennessee employing prostitutes to recruit for them. Also, can we do a little investigating on our feathery friends to see what sort of hostesses/hookers they might be using as well? That is all
17CUVince
on Dec 9, 2009 at 8:18 pm:
Now maybe we can get Harper to transfer. That will get rid of two useless players and free up two scholarships for much needed linebacker recruits.
18Lloyd Christmas
on Dec 9, 2009 at 9:29 pm:
EXTREME BOYD REPORT……just isnt the same…
19thedabokoolaid
on Dec 10, 2009 at 1:49 am:
ok, now wait just a freakin minute here. where is the Dab-o-meter?! My dabo senses just tingled and i realized you guys hadn’t put one up yet! im pretty sure Dabo has fallen below hatdog at this point.
20Riggs
on Dec 10, 2009 at 8:00 am:
@19 does your web site not allow comments or is my browser screwed up?
21AParker
on Dec 10, 2009 at 8:07 am:
Watching App State game in hopes that one of my teams will do well (college Clemson, App State; pro Panthers, Hurricanes). This year has totally sucked
22Bird
on Dec 10, 2009 at 11:47 am:
Who will have a better transfer career: Willy Korn or Taylor Bennett? Bennett went 2-4 as a starter at La Tech and threw 6 INTs to 2 TDs. May the better career backup win.
23thedabokoolaid
on Dec 10, 2009 at 1:47 pm:
@20 we used to have a comment section on there, but i decided to do away with it b/c nobody seemed to use it. do you think we should re add the comment section?
24AParker
on Dec 10, 2009 at 3:02 pm:
@23 Yes. Also find a way to properly space out your posts, but overall good site.
25penthouse tiger
on Dec 10, 2009 at 3:25 pm:
@23 the comment section will grow as your readership increases
26Navy Chief
on Dec 10, 2009 at 4:43 pm:
BTW, its being reported Clemson turned in Tennessee:
Multiple sources have indicated to Volquest.com that Clemson University was one of the schools to bring the NCAA’s attention to the hostess’ visit to South Carolina which has in part prompted the inquiry. Kiffin declined to comment when he asked if he was aware of who had contacted the NCAA.
27Trapper
on Dec 10, 2009 at 5:03 pm:
@26: Dabo best watch his back. Kiffykins gon’ call Kam’ron down to remind Dabo that snitches get stitches.
28Navy Chief
on Dec 10, 2009 at 5:12 pm:
We can’t forget that Monte turned in Danny either. The story is that Dan Brooks was at the game in question and told Dabo about it. I laughed it off as everyone is trying to claim they turned them in. Until Volquest reported it. I say if Dabo takes down Monte’s offspring he should move up on the Dabometer. Hopefully Dabo has a press conference, speaking all in third person about himself starting it off with “Fuck with Dabo and this is what happens”.
29thedabokoolaid
on Dec 10, 2009 at 5:21 pm:
@24, 25 I’m looking into making a comment section in the future that is streamlined and easier than the one i used to have, but for now I am stumped. Glad you guys like the site though!
30IM A MAN IM FORTY
on Dec 10, 2009 at 9:14 pm:
@26 – I love it. That is poetic justice. Hell, maybe Danny turned in the Kiffin boys (insert your own Dukes of Hazzard mental image).
A free Monte Carlo and pair of Pony’s seems pretty innocent compared to Knoxville’s “Joy Division.”
31thedabokoolaid
on Dec 10, 2009 at 9:28 pm:
@24, 25 Ok, I made some changes to our old comment section and re added it, so you can now comment. go check it out when you get time and let me know what you think(also, we gave Spiller an award, enjoy =)
32flacct
on Dec 11, 2009 at 5:25 pm:
http://www.tigernet.com/forums/thread.jspa?threadID=786153
Here is a nice little Korn gem brought to you by the friends at tardnet
33Trapper
on Dec 12, 2009 at 11:43 pm:
CJ almost beat Tebow despite not being a finalist. Nice.
34Riggs
on Dec 13, 2009 at 9:42 am:
@33 state your source. I’d like to see the votes for CJ myself. Thanks.
35IM A MAN IM FORTY
on Dec 13, 2009 at 5:23 pm:
ESPN reported the votes last night.
36AndrewTheTerrible
on Dec 13, 2009 at 8:05 pm:
tigernet has the vote counts posted. tebow likes the taste of penis, and that is why he got an invite to NY.
37Mogrits
on Dec 13, 2009 at 9:41 pm:
Everyone knows the EKR can follow Willy anywhere he goes, right? He is so extreme that the story does not start and stop in Clemson.
Here’s to many EKR’s to come, and the accompanying bloodletting.
38Navy Chief
on Dec 13, 2009 at 10:49 pm:
Eric Wolford, our biggest thorn for instate recruiting and SCAR’s OL/run game coordinator is leaving for Youngstown St. This has been a great weekend for us coupled with three good commitments!!! I have also heard that Knife Dog has been threatening him and is really behind his departure.
39thedabokoolaid
on Dec 13, 2009 at 11:07 pm:
it’s like chili and willy mac have vanished as quickly as they appeared. come on guys, we need a new Dab-o-meter.
40Willy Mac
on Dec 14, 2009 at 10:38 am:
Excuse me, we’re not your performing monkeys. We’re getting pretty busy with our respective grad school ventures, so bear with us or go screw a tree stump, whatever works best for you.
41Lloyd Christmas
on Dec 14, 2009 at 7:25 pm:
This tree stump made my penis bleed.
42dwight_clark87
on Dec 14, 2009 at 9:34 pm:
@40 -He’s like Glenn Danzing with his fans.
43Takeezy
on Dec 14, 2009 at 10:08 pm:
@40 I feel ya I’m on a mad application-turn-in-rush…
44thedabokoolaid
on Dec 14, 2009 at 10:39 pm:
@40 All of the above?
45Trapper
on Dec 14, 2009 at 11:34 pm:
@42 Never a bad time for this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEehtlKVKps
46Willy Mac
on Dec 15, 2009 at 8:28 am:
Sometimes I feel like Henry Rollins with you animals:
47AParker
on Dec 15, 2009 at 10:42 am:
Ahhh…don’t feel like a drug addict.
I’m still in disbelief that Rob Spence got fired…he was such a good coach
48dwight_clark87
on Dec 15, 2009 at 2:24 pm:
@46 -I feel that video is a visual collage of the past season of Clemson football, with Rollins representing Fate and the goofy fan representing Clemson.
49Willy Mac
on Dec 15, 2009 at 2:50 pm:
I believe that fate landed better punches than that.
50dwight_clark87
on Dec 15, 2009 at 3:31 pm:
@49 -True. Also, the smile was gone sooner.
51Daniel
on Dec 15, 2009 at 4:55 pm:
Henry Rollins is a bad ass. We should drop “zombine nation” for some Rollins Band tracks before kick offs IMO.
52Navy Chief
on Dec 15, 2009 at 8:02 pm:
How DFIG now know as Block-c got started:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-cpcoIJbOU
53BRET
on Dec 26, 2009 at 11:58 am:
this site is so funny will korn isnt even good, why do you want him he is a bust, just like the rest of your team always is GO COCKS
54Willy Mac
on Dec 26, 2009 at 3:55 pm:
Big thanks to Bret for starring as “Doesn’t get the joke Guy” over the holidays!