TOTALLY GAY

Sun, Dec 6, 2009 at 6:49 pm Posted in football, news 32 Comments

Clemson falls as far as they possibly could in the ACC bowl scenario and will face Kentucky in the Gaylord Hotels Music City Bowl. Who gives a fuck. Just because FSU was too incompetent to send out Bowden properly and got a sympathy bang from the Gator somehow sets off a chain of events totally fucking over the ACC runner-up. It’s the Gator’s last season affiliated with the ACC anyway, so they had nothing to lose completely fucking over a large chunk of the league. Last year the Gator took a 7-5 Clemson team over a better FSU team that had beaten them during the regular season, so this is turnabout-as-fair-play in some small part, but the Noles weren’t league runner ups then, and Clemson didn’t have a .500 record as FSU does now.

Poo on the Gator Bowl, The ACC, Swofford, FSU, and your mother.

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1Mogrits on Dec 6, 2009 at 6:59 pm:

That’s pretty much a slap in the face. Especially with the feel-good giving of the Gator to a very, very sorry FSU team.

Here’s hoping Bobby Bowden gets his ass handed to him in that game.

Music City Bowl…meh. (Though bowl revenge against Kentucky would be nice).
2Our -bo is better than your -bo on Dec 6, 2009 at 7:05 pm:

Go piss up a rope. FSU had the better record last year and shellacked you jokers yet you went to the Gator instead and of course managed to gakk away the game.
3Mogrits on Dec 6, 2009 at 7:09 pm:

Your team has sucked more dicks than ours this year….by a large margin. Last year was a toss-up between which team was worse so in spite of the head-to-head the bowl chose the larger gate. Good for them.

I hear the United Way is going to sponsor this years Gator Bowl, since it’s a charity event.
4Chili on Dec 6, 2009 at 7:15 pm:

40-24, five out of the last seven, shut the fuck up. You retards mangled sending away a legend and get a pity bowl out of it. Enjoy the ensuing beatdown.
5Mogrits on Dec 6, 2009 at 7:18 pm:

I love the potential of this:

“The Seminoles won their last three games to finish 5-6 in Bowden’s inaugural year and haven’t had a losing season since, although a loss to the Mountaineers would snap that 32-year run.”

Start and finish a loser.

Should have hung up that trucker hat in the 90′s Bobby- the Panama hat didn’t cut it.
6Willy Mac on Dec 6, 2009 at 7:35 pm:

Now that everyone has gone to 12 games a year I’d like to see the magic bowl number bumped up to 7 wins. .500 shouldn’t be rewarded.
7Danny's spit cup on Dec 6, 2009 at 7:49 pm:

The ACC will not win ONE bowl game this year.
8Jasonl on Dec 6, 2009 at 8:05 pm:

This is a travesty, pure and simple. Clemson should have pulled the chick-fil-a at minimum. Just stupid. Bowden fucked us with the puntrooski, fucked us with his son and now has fucked us out of a bowl we deserved. I hope he and swofford both die of AIDS infected with herpes that has cancer on top. Dick lickers.
This is how spiller leaves? With a shitty bowl? Fuck em all.
Who the fuck wants to see a game against UK? Honestly, UK is pumped to go to the Music Shitty bowl. For the Tigers it’s a major let-down.
I hope Clemson makes UK pay and beats the fucking shit out of their grandmothers.
9WrDemon9 on Dec 6, 2009 at 8:55 pm:

I hope WV takes em to the back of the shed and and rapes them silly. Fuck the gator Bowl
10Big Ern on Dec 6, 2009 at 9:11 pm:

BC fan here. I always thought it was because BC “didn’t travel”. Lord knows you guys travel in size. The bowl games are a joke. Matt Ryan and the best BC team since Flutie got jammed in ’07 by being passed over by Peach and Gator. You guys Dabo, Spiller and crew deserve better this year.
11AdamBC on Dec 6, 2009 at 9:14 pm:

Another BC fan here… Trying to figure out why this is any different than when BC fell to Boise after losing the ACCCG. Or the next year when we went to Nashville after losing the ACCCG. The bowls don’t care about the fans or good match ups. They care about what campus is closest and will fill the bowl. It’s a load of crap. At least the ACC has the 1-win rule… better than any other conference.
12Lloyd Christmas on Dec 6, 2009 at 9:26 pm:

BC fans….good to see you here. I can’t stand that BC gets screwed over due to their fanbase not being what southern football schools traditionally have. Those BC teams, even in the early 2000′s were great teams and fun to watch. I can’t stand bowl games anymore.
13IM A MAN IM FORTY on Dec 6, 2009 at 9:43 pm:

My thoughts on the fucktard ACC, “Hey, Yankees… You can take your apology and your trophy and shove it straight up your ass!”

http://us.imdb.com/media/rm1331861504/tt0074174

BTW – striking resemblance between Kyle Parker and Tatum O’Neil. Oh shit, they are both #11. What the fuck?
14flaact on Dec 6, 2009 at 9:49 pm:

This bowl selection is fucking ridiculous.

I feel like a virgin who just paid the best looking hooker money could buy his life savings hoping to have an experience of a lifetime. He gets the hooker back to his place and while he’s undoing her bra with his shirt pulled half over his head, the hooker kicks him in the nuts, steals his wallet, and pulls down her pants revealing a gigantic cock which is then used to imprint a permanent purple mushroom on our poor friend who only wanted to have a good time after being let down by so many other females in his life.

When is this poor, starved virgin going to realize that none of his dreams will come true and the best he can hope for is being on top of the hooker mere minutes before penetration before being kicked in the balls and then cockslapped by a chick with a dick…
15JasonL on Dec 6, 2009 at 10:02 pm:

@14: how did Tom’s diary get leaked to you?
16Daniel on Dec 6, 2009 at 10:14 pm:

Don’t you all see though that we can turn our season into a COMPLETE success though?? We have the opportunity to beat an SEC team. I know that David v. Goliath scenario is impossible, especially considering how we in the ACC don’t understand where the 3-point line is on a football field.

I hope we can avenge that ridiculous loss in the Music City Bowl agains that God-awful Kentucky team a few years ago. Spence REALLY cocked that one up…
17chris simp on Dec 6, 2009 at 10:24 pm:

It’s not always bad to be in last place. Here’s some things we can focus on: One, we tried hard. And two, we’re still dear friends!
18thedabokoolaid on Dec 6, 2009 at 11:27 pm:

lol! love the headline, of all the posts I’ve written so far on RDV, I’ve never had one more readily come to me than this bowl announcement. Kentucky has proved pretty tough, this could be a good match up.
19dwight_clark87 on Dec 7, 2009 at 12:47 am:

JasonL called it.

Outrageously gay. Which is a more gay name, though: Gaylord Hotels Bowl or Meineke Car Care Bowl? Champs Sports Bowl is pretty stupid, but is it gay? Anyway, yeah, this bowl sucks, but maybe Clemson can close out the season with a win against an ESS EEH CEE team.

Koolaid, are you back on the Dabo train to hell?
20thedabokoolaid on Dec 7, 2009 at 1:20 am:

guess so man, i’m on the clemson train forever and if dabo is the conductor leadin us to hell than i guess i’ll just smile and shovel coal!
21dwight_clark87 on Dec 7, 2009 at 1:48 am:

I’m right there with you, koolaid. Hope we hit highwater after hell.
22Riggs on Dec 7, 2009 at 8:12 am:

@17 LOL.

I think we tank in this bowl game because no one gives a shit and the seniors want to stay healthy for the draft.
23AParker on Dec 7, 2009 at 9:04 am:

We beat USC last night. Didn’t see the game as on road back from Tampa, but still good we beat the coots.
24chris simp on Dec 7, 2009 at 9:16 am:

@23 That’s 6 straight years of basketball domination over Sakerlina!
25WillyD on Dec 7, 2009 at 12:42 pm:

I know complaining about officiating is the typical sore loser tactic, but two absolutely horrendous no-calls are still burning me up:

1. The GT bomb pass TD should’ve been called back for a blatant hold where there guard wraps up and form tackles our DT right in the middle of the play right in front of Nesbitt.

2. What should have been our own TD bomb pass to Jacoby Ford was dropped in the end zone even though it hit right in the numbers because the GT corner grabbed Ford’s facemask and jerked his head to the side forcing Ford to take his eyes off the ball right before it got to him. If grabbing a players facemask and jerking it so he can’t look in a ball isn’t pass interference, I don’t know what is.

Also, having an HD DVR is effectively ruining sports for me, as the ability to rewind and slo-mo plays is convincing me that all officiating is so crooked / incompetent that we shouldn’t even bother trying to play games.

@23, 24 Was so glad we pulled out that win, it got a bit dicey for a while there when we kept turning the ball over constantly. If we had lost to them in both football and basketball, this year would have been unbearable. The only thing worse than listening to “hurf a durk SEC football” all year is that rare occasion when SEC fans decide they are good at basketball too. Unfortunately, I have a feeling this might turn into one of those years.
26WillyD on Dec 7, 2009 at 12:52 pm:

Last time we played Kentucky in the Music City Bowl, I made the unfortunate mistake of attending, only to be treated to an 8 year old boy drilling field goal after field goal for the half time show of a game that the former finalist for Kicker of the Year couldn’t make a single kick all game. Also, as I was leaving the game, sitting in my car waiting on a traffic light to change, a drunk Kentucky fan ran across several lanes of traffic so that he could lick my windshield. Apparently this is how they celebrate big wins in that part of the country. I have a bad feeling about this game. It seems like such a recipe for a let down game, I mean, if playing Kentucky in the Music City Bowl has the fans this bummed, you know the players are feeling the same way, and you know this is gonna be Kentucky’s Super Bowl.
27Navy Chief on Dec 7, 2009 at 1:39 pm:

I have a better idea for sending off Bobby Bowden. Why not send him off with a Viking funeral? You know the ones I mean, strap him down to a wooden raft, pour something flammable all over him and the raft, push him out in the sea. Chief Assiolla will then shoot fire arrows at the raft to set him off in style. Or, to add some excitement, Joe Pa could shoot at it with a flare gun. In true Viking tradition, Anne Bowden will also be on the raft.
28thedabokoolaid on Dec 7, 2009 at 1:52 pm:

@27 Mark Mangino could be the raft.
29BC_eagles on Dec 7, 2009 at 2:38 pm:

Now you know how we at BC feel.
30CUVince on Dec 7, 2009 at 4:49 pm:

Guess the economy really is getting better. The Gator Bowl no longer cares about money.
31Chili on Dec 7, 2009 at 6:26 pm:

@30, The Gator Bowl cares a lot about money. It’s already sold out. The FSU thing was all about the more compelling matchup of Bobby’s last game being against his old team and it’s clearly done its job of selling tickets.
32chris simp on Dec 8, 2009 at 11:10 am:

Let’s look on the bright side everyone…..We could be going to the Papa Johns Bowl (Sakerlina), where I hear most of the payout involves a free extra topping on your next purchase of two large pizzas and a 2 liter of Pepsi.