Daniel on 
Sambo on 
Chili on 
Willy Mac on 
Beau on Clemson stepped up to the plate and beat UVA, showing they can finish the deal even when they knew the title was theirs by default with BC losing earlier in the day. Dabo is endearing himself to the Clemson faithful more and more each day, but his status on the Dab-O-Meter can only change incrementally now that he’s so close to Danny. He’ll have to be happy with the baby steps until I devise a new representational chart of Dab-O-Metrics. I’m way too busy trying to create the interactive Dab-O-Meter shirt. It’s like Shirt 2.0, you guys!
Next week will hopefully see another bump up in the ol’ meter. Oh, and a slight change has been made in the hopes of making the meter a bit more accurate. Let’s see if anyone notices.
1Danny's spit cup
on Nov 24, 2009 at 8:44 pm:
I dig it, but we’re the ATLANTIC champs-not Coastal.
2Sandlapper
on Nov 24, 2009 at 8:54 pm:
I was going to say the same thing…
3Chili
on Nov 24, 2009 at 9:01 pm:
goddamnit back to photoshop. sorry, late night, 3 am here.
4Tully
on Nov 24, 2009 at 9:52 pm:
I’ve been looking at this thing for 20 minutes and i cant see a difference.
5flaact
on Nov 24, 2009 at 10:14 pm:
Hatdog moved up the Y-axis
6CUin1993
on Nov 25, 2009 at 7:53 am:
Chili, you have my undying gratitude for recognizing the superiority of Hatdog to Hatfield and displaying it on the Y-axis.
7Willy Mac
on Nov 25, 2009 at 8:31 am:
See though, Hat Dog has a sort of West’s curse in that he was one hell of a coach and the players loved him. He just couldn’t pull in the big time recruits is all.
8AParker
on Nov 25, 2009 at 8:32 am:
HATDOG IS A CAPABLE HEAD COACH!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knifedog want quit staring at me though…
9A770Tiger
on Nov 25, 2009 at 10:23 am:
Love the meter. You guys are true poetic, artistic rednecks, blue-collar, down-to-Earth, Salt-of-the-Earth, or whatever the fuck was decided in that debate sometime back. GO TIGERS!!!
10Winfield Featherston
on Nov 25, 2009 at 10:52 am:
the Dab-o-Meter makes me laugh and smile. Chili, I don’t know how you do it over there.
11Bird
on Nov 25, 2009 at 11:25 am:
Here’s the answer for you Winfield. If there’re four things I’ve learned about South Carolinians, they’re born, they live, and they die within a 5 square mile radius. They love chicken bog. They all know how to play golf. And they think garnet/orange overalls are business casual. That’s how Chili does it. That’s how they all do it in the Cackalack.
12Willy Mac
on Nov 25, 2009 at 11:36 am:
That’s six things, you retard. Don’t you go to Tech? Shouldn’t you be able to count?
13IM A MAN IM FORTY
on Nov 25, 2009 at 12:40 pm:
How does Dabo get over the hump? Championships or a post-game shoving match with Dick Sheridan?
14Willy Mac
on Nov 25, 2009 at 1:18 pm:
Two nattys probably. An by nattys I mean the championships, not the beer.
15Bird
on Nov 25, 2009 at 2:07 pm:
@12 The Life Cycle of a South Carolinian is 1 thing albeit it is a simple thing with three phases. The same principle can be applied to why a Clemson student transferring to Tech needs two calculi to equal one Tech calculus.
Concerning Tech, I have already escaped that academic prison.
16Willy Mac
on Nov 25, 2009 at 2:34 pm:
I’m just saying, you listed more than three things in all. So technically, you can go stick your nose in a skunks heiney! OH SNAP! YEAH, I DID.