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"Well.... better late than never..."
Sorry for the delay everybody. Hectic week. Pulling all-nighters, being chased by Italian drug dealers, crazy stuff. Anyway, the overall movement made by Dabo this week may not register as mightily on the Dab-O-Meter as it has in fans’ hearts because the victory over NCSU was expected. As I stated last week it did represent, however, a possible break from the bitchassness of the previous administration. I’ll reserve judgment on that, however as I’VE BEEN HURT BEFORE, DABO. He moved slightly towards Mayberry on the SFC slider by spouting such buttermilk coated quotes as “God must have been in a good mood when he created CJ Spiller.” That’s gonna win over Women’s Circle Number 9 for sure. Next week, honestly, is going to be an interesting one for Dabo. Surely he’ll jump if the Tigers make their first trip to the ACCCG by beating UVA, but what happens if we somehow lose yet still make it via a BC loss? How far does Dabo fall if the Tigers don’t make it at all? I mean he’s already won over tons of fans and cause Tigernet to get to witch-hunt mode where the slobbering masses peruse people’s post history to see if they ever uttered a critical word about him so they can virtually tar and feather the naysayers. Here’s this week’s meter everybody.
Knifedog appears on the Dab-O-Meter for the first time because I couldn’t stop him if I wanted to. Also he’d be a hell of a coaching prospect for any hungry young AD looking to hire a canine that will do whatever it takes to win. He’s like a slightly more scrupulous and mentally stable Charlie Pell.
1AParker
on Nov 19, 2009 at 3:40 pm:
KNIFE DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUUNNNNNNNN!!!!!! OMG DO WHAT IT WANTS ITS A CANINE WEILDING A CAH-NIFE!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH
(I didn’t even make it to your bottom paragraph without almost dieing laughing, then deciding to click the comment section to leave this. Knife dog scares the living tar out of all that oppose him, and would be a better coach than a Tommy West/Mark Mangino love child could possible be)
2true
on Nov 19, 2009 at 3:42 pm:
Reminds me of a shirt I saw someone wearing after the 1987 Maryland game: I’m so happy I could shit.
3Chili
on Nov 19, 2009 at 3:56 pm:
Knifedog burrowed into the carcass of a morbidly obese shut in roughly 9 years ago and his reign of terror brought down upon players while he is encased in the meathusk he calls “Mark Mangino” is only now coming to light.
4clemsongnome
on Nov 19, 2009 at 4:09 pm:
I would wear a Dab-O-Meter shirt.
5Mogrits
on Nov 19, 2009 at 4:35 pm:
@4: The Dabo head would have to be felt or velcro or something removable, so it could be adjusted appropriately.
6Takeezy
on Nov 19, 2009 at 5:26 pm:
@ 4,5 omgzz thats the best idea evrr
7flaact
on Nov 19, 2009 at 5:39 pm:
wewt the dabo meter. now i can go to sleep tonight and stop looking for it
8Navy Chief
on Nov 19, 2009 at 9:30 pm:
I have an idea that would permanently get Dabo to Bad Ass status and above Danny on the meter. He should bring in James Robert Kennedy and let him throw a pass such as he has done with Jacoby and CJ. For those of you who owe most of your intellect to TV, Kennedy is the guy the movie Radio was made about. He will of course be wearing the number 17 jersey to throw everyone off until its too late.
In his press conference after when reporters try to make a feel good story out of it he will slap on that Andy Griffith smile we all love and say “yeah that retard just threw that sucker right down the field didn’t he?” He will then go on to say I threw that in there this week to make a mockery of Al Groh and his pathetic football team. Furthermore, wait until you see what I do to ugly assed Paul Johnson and his high school offense after I get Steve Spurrier fired next week. No more questions, Dabo has more important things to do than talk to a bunch of faggedy reporters. Then no one will ever question his badassness again.
9dwight_clark87
on Nov 19, 2009 at 10:06 pm:
Great Dab-o-meters of fire! If Clemson wins the ACCCG, please do a graphic that will offend everyone: Dabo suckling at Danny’s orange-milk giving teet.
@3 -You know they won’t discipline MM because they think he’ll be dead soon anyway.
@6 -Hells yes!
@8 -You’re drunk!
All I have to say is that if South Carolina ever gets a pro football team, Knifedog should be on the helmet.
10Takeezy
on Nov 19, 2009 at 10:48 pm:
knifedog truly cannot be messed with…i mean how do you even try and counter THAT!?
11Tom
on Nov 19, 2009 at 11:20 pm:
This is the kind of thing that keeps me coming back to this site. I disagree with a lot of the points presented here, but this shit is hilarious!
12thedabokoolaid
on Nov 20, 2009 at 12:20 am:
@4 hell yea! great idea! knifedog is a beast, fear him! great meter reading guys! also, love the ghost buster’s reference at the beginning.
13flaact
on Nov 20, 2009 at 8:21 am:
Happy Birthday Dabo.
14AParker
on Nov 20, 2009 at 8:34 am:
Dear Navy Cheif,
I’m pretty positive your a fully qualified BAMF. That is the best thought process ever. And while I don’t agree with the whole re-re comment, if he did that, I would never, ever question Dabo again. Literally, he could do anything he wanted with the Clemson football team and it would be fine
15Joe
on Nov 20, 2009 at 8:36 am:
I about died laughing when I saw knifedog on there, that kind of randomness is awesome. He looks so cute and cudly.
16Daniel
on Nov 20, 2009 at 9:33 am:
Knifedog is on the short list to replace Charlie Weis at Notre Dame.
17Chili
on Nov 20, 2009 at 10:36 am:
Nothing on the Cheech/Ghostbuters reference?
18ichaseferalcats
on Nov 20, 2009 at 10:44 am:
@ 17,
I think it’s kind of a vague reference for the masses. I got it immediately and had you been in the room I may have made a courtesy laugh while trying to give you a mocking gut punch. My overall opinion (which doesn’t mean jack shit)…didn’t detract but didn’t add to the comedy that is the Dab-O-Meter. Ten thousand cocktails to you sir though for adding knifedog. Hatdog makes me happy, knifedog makes me wish brutal murder was legal. Yin and yang experience.
19Chili
on Nov 20, 2009 at 10:56 am:
I like the honesty.
20CUin1993
on Nov 20, 2009 at 5:32 pm:
At least Knifedog is above Hatfield. I weep for Hatdog.
21thedabokoolaid
on Nov 20, 2009 at 8:11 pm:
@17 don’t worry man, i gave ya props on the ghostbusters reference, see comment 12