mogrits on 
AParker on 
Willy Mac on 
There are some signs that transcend language and culture and let you know that you are about to enter a land of pure badassitude. Above is one such sign. I don’t know if you can see it but THE DOG HAS A GODDAMNED KNIFE IN ITS MOUTH. I’m not even worried about the guns, I’m worried about angry KNIFEDOG. What the fuck, Italy?
1ThisGuy
on Nov 17, 2009 at 2:59 pm:
Knifedog: That’s a fairly good approximation of what I believe the angel of death would look like. That sign could easily hang above the gates of hell.
2Chili
on Nov 17, 2009 at 3:04 pm:
@1 Yeah I’m pretty sure there was a small inscription on there saying “abandon all hope ye who enter here”
3ThisGuy
on Nov 17, 2009 at 3:09 pm:
Yea, doubt not the Knifedog or he shall smite you verily. He who clutcheth the blade in his mandible shall show mercy to none.
4thedabokoolaid
on Nov 17, 2009 at 3:30 pm:
he is no match for hatdog!
5mflynn00
on Nov 17, 2009 at 3:40 pm:
Damn Italy, you scary!
6Reed
on Nov 17, 2009 at 5:16 pm:
I’m trying to figure out what the second thing to watch out for is. It is clear that Knifedog didn’t like the competition and has sliced out the first letter or two to render himself more prominent in the sign. I assume it is “Padrone”, meaning “boss”. That is, if Knifedog hasn’t killed his master yet (in which case, well, they’d be the same damn dude – Knifedog).
7Navy Chief
on Nov 17, 2009 at 9:15 pm:
As you guys know I am huge fan of violent animals but.. This reminds me of the time, recently actually when a girl asked me “why won’t you use a ball and gag on me?” My reply was simply that I could think of better ways for her to use her mouth, if you guys know what I mean and I think you do. While a knife in the mouth of a violent animal does certainly make for a cute picture, the sad reality is that it is just not practical.
8Willy Mac
on Nov 18, 2009 at 8:50 am:
Navy Chief… See… You ruined it. I had this regal military vision of who you are in real life. Some nice go getter with a few nice ribbons and a nice, shiny expert sharpshooter medal. Now, you’re essentially Fowler from Jarhead, with a nice, shiny expert sharpshooter medal. Everytime you post I’m gonna read it, be convinced, then think to myself, “Yeah, but he’s probably posting this as he’s cutting up the the corpse of a dead taliban guy.”
9AParker
on Nov 18, 2009 at 9:03 am:
@8 ““Yeah, but he’s probably posting this as he’s cutting up the the corpse of a dead taliban guy.””, and yet I have no problem with that at all
10chris simp
on Nov 18, 2009 at 9:45 am:
So I heard a rumor we got involved in the Nike Pro Combat Uniform thing, and Heather Dinich says it’s true also….Anyone know anything about this? I hope it’s not true, because besides TCU, all of those Pro Combat Unis look awful…But I do know Dabo wants new jerseys for next year, so who knows.
here’s a link to the current pro combat uniforms, most of them look like puke…
http://www.tigernet2.com/forums/thread.jspa?threadID=763575
11Chili
on Nov 18, 2009 at 10:22 am:
@10 I would think it would be right up Dabo’s alley to go old school with the new uniforms. He did go back to the old fat striped pants, wanted to change jerseys for this year but they’d already been bought and paid for.
The Nike Pro Combat Unis, it’s my understanding at least, are lighter weight materials only. The shitty new designs are simply meant to highlight the new “technology” in the unis. Maybe the reason Clemson didn’t don them this year was because they were unwilling to be Oregon-ified for a game to pimp Nike. No idea, just speculating here.
12ichaseferalcats
on Nov 18, 2009 at 10:36 am:
@11,
Dabo said at the beginning of the year the uni’s would be going to a more traditional look after this year – discussed uni’s with former players, coaches, Clemson folk. By the time he had the opportunity to sit down the Nike reps to make adjustments, I think the deadline had passed for this season on changes besides the pants. He also went back to the paw larger on the helmets for this year.
Some of the new Nike uni’s are hiddeous while others look pretty sharp. I’m more for getting a set of uni’s and sticking to them. It helps brand a team. I immediately know who I’m looking at within the first split second when I see Michigan, ‘Bama, USC, or Notre Dame. Some of the new uni’s make me do a double take. See Georgia Grambling uniforms for what not to do (Grambling uniform’s apparently make you not only look like them but also play like them).
13Willy Mac
on Nov 18, 2009 at 11:13 am:
@ Uni talk – Why can’t people accept that things change? What are you gonna argue about the fucking hover car when it gets here? The only thing I don’t want on our uniforms is an image of a dick. I don’t care what colors we wear, etc. I just want to win. Does this make me a bad person… 1st grade! Y/N Please circle one!
14AParker
on Nov 18, 2009 at 11:39 am:
(N)
15flaact
on Nov 18, 2009 at 11:43 am:
Wait, I thought our purple uniforms gave our team magical powers.
16chris simp
on Nov 18, 2009 at 12:23 pm:
(N) I was just curious, it’s something besides the negativity and worries we’ll lose to UVA saturday. We could wear the tear-away jerseys for all I care, I just thought it was an interesting thing I saw on ESPN.
17Navy Chief
on Nov 18, 2009 at 12:25 pm:
Thanks Willy Mac for your compliments. Actually a sharpshooter medal is not a medal at all its just an old shitty ribbon. Its what you get if you don’t get expert, which is in fact a medal. I have the expert one of course. I’ve actually never watched Jarhead, I spend most of my time with them so that would be like being at work still. I did feel bad about my post as soon as I posted it, had trouble sleeping last night. I will try to do better.
P.S. Do you guys like fried chicken livers? I know I do. (but not with some girl ball and gagged cooking them for me, wink, wink).
18AParker
on Nov 18, 2009 at 12:30 pm:
@15, those unis make all video screens viewing that game grape flavored. Try it. Watch some old highlight reels, lick your screen, literally that shit tastes like urple.
19chris simp
on Nov 18, 2009 at 12:50 pm:
CHICKEN LIVERS ARE AMAZING!!!
20Daniel
on Nov 18, 2009 at 12:57 pm:
New jerseys?? I am still getting over the idea of anything more than a single bar facemask.
Seriously though Nike needs to chill out a little bit. Oregon looks ridiculous most of the time; it’s like I’m watching deleted scenes from that God-awful GI Joe movie everytime they’re on tv. I say go traditional, get a look that says and is “Clemson” and go from there. Also, bring back the bare midriffs. No one looked more like a football player than Brian Dawkins when he was at Clemson.
http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/64/647020.jpg
(I’m not good with this damn internet ‘fad’ and pasting pictures either, if you can’t tell.)
21Riggs
on Nov 18, 2009 at 12:59 pm:
@17 I really don’t know what everyone so worked up about.
I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture… and kill them.
22Love Truncheon
on Nov 18, 2009 at 1:34 pm:
The wings on Oregon’s unis look like butter knives.
I agree with Willy, no dick on the uniforms…unless it is the dick of knifedog, which is probably 7 yards in length, festooned with razorwire and has a bayonet affixed to the glans.
23JamesWho?
on Nov 18, 2009 at 3:47 pm:
As long as we win a meaningful game for once, they could be wearing sundresses for all I care……
24Joe
on Nov 18, 2009 at 3:56 pm:
@20
HAAahaha, yeah those were the guys you most likely didn’t want hunting you down on the field.
25fett
on Nov 18, 2009 at 4:00 pm:
Speaking of new unis, what do you lot think of the new basketball threads?
26dwight_clark87
on Nov 18, 2009 at 5:58 pm:
Hatdog pwns Knifedog.
27Chili
on Nov 18, 2009 at 6:14 pm:
Hatdog owns knifedog because Hatdog just “is.” Very Zen. Knifedog is way too uptight, man.
28dwight_clark87
on Nov 18, 2009 at 6:24 pm:
Knifedog is aggressive and hateful because of unaddressed issues regarding nipple sharing when he was a puppy. Who are you really biting and stabbing and stabbing and biting, Knifedog? That’s right, your inner puppy. Get some help, dog.
29Judge Jeff Davis
on Nov 18, 2009 at 7:46 pm:
FSU’s black helmets look pretty bad ass.
30flacct
on May 14, 2010 at 10:17 am:
whoa free big tits!!! Finally something worthwhile on here!