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Willy Mac on Our buddy Sambo has occasionally penned posts for us in the past, and we’ve brought him in to do a new weekly piece. Sort of a new surprise mid-season. We present:
THE WEEKLY PICKS OF THE WEEK!!
Oh, hello there. Didn’t see you come in. Well, sit down and get comfy, because I am about to help you with something called gambling. Chili asked me if I wanted to write something for this awesome website, so I agreed, but only if that dirty Willy Mac didn’t know about it (shaking my fist at that dirty Willy Mac b/c I love him so much). So each week, I will pick games from all the ACC matchups, as well as, any other matchup I feel should be mentioned. Sound like fun? Well, here we go!
ACC GAMES
(Pick in Bold. Home team capitalized)
NC State v. FSU (-9)
-Wolves versus Indians. Tough choice, but since Indians have fire and spears, they make the logical pick. Plus, Christian Ponder is dreamy.
Miami (-7) v. WAKE FOREST
-If I were to make my own university, my school colors would be green and orange, and our mascot would be the Manbearpigs.
Duke v. VIRGINIA (-7)
-Are UVA fans trying to imitate Al Pacino’s character from Scent of a Woman? Well, they are doing it wrong.
Central Michigan v. BOSTON COLLEGE (-5.5)
-I like saying Chippewa!
Georgia Tech (-12) v. VANDERBILT
-Go Braves! I mean, go Atlanta based teams!
Coastal Carolina (off) v. CLEMSON
-Boobs.
OTHER GAMES OF INTEREST
Georgia v. Florida (-15)
-Do Tebow’s tears really cure cancer? Someone told me that once and no one has since confirmed nor denied it.
(The Real) USC (-3) v. OREGON
-A Duck versus a Trojan. Or a Duck versus a Condom? Which one sounds like more fun to witness in person? Exactly.
Texas (-9) v. OKLAHOMA STATE
-Cowboys literally own Longhorns. Literally.
Weekly Lock of the Week
Cocks v. TENNESSEE (-6)
-Do you hear that? Me neither, that must mean that the Cocks’ time has run out and their annual collapse is approaching fast.
I hope you enjoyed our visit today, and if you actually did enjoy it and are not just telling me that so that I won’t cry, then maybe we can do it again next week. Also, here is a hint as to who the Lock of the Week will be next weekend, it starts with an “A” and ends with an ”rkansas Razorbacks”.
1Lawtonfunk
on Oct 30, 2009 at 8:49 am:
Nice. What’d you think about VT collapse. I didn’t see that coming.
2Chili
on Oct 30, 2009 at 8:55 am:
UNC’s defense is as good as advertised, VT sort of shat the bed right there at the end. Good for Butchie and crew.
3PenthouseTiger
on Oct 30, 2009 at 9:02 am:
that last picture just made my morning
4flaact
on Oct 30, 2009 at 9:19 am:
I sort of felt bad for Ryan Williams when he fumbled at the end of the game. Definitely his fault for not securing the ball and trying to thread the middle of the UNC defense.
That kid is gonna be really good.
Oh and Tyrod looked like a black version of Cullen Harper scrambling around in the backfield before throwing the ball away.
5Chili
on Oct 30, 2009 at 9:43 am:
No doubt Williams is a beast.
6AndrewTheTerrible
on Oct 30, 2009 at 10:12 am:
haha, Virginia fans trying to imitate Scent of a Woman. Clever hidden joke there