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WHAT THE FUCK IS HE LOOKING AT OFF CAMERA?!?!?! WHAT COULD BE SO DAMNED INTERESTING??? AND WHO IS DOBBO??

19 Responses to “MIAMI FAN CHANNELS MINI-DITKA TO SET US STRAIGHT”

  1. 1PenthouseTigerNo Gravatar on Aug 12, 2009 at 8:49 pm:

    Did he even say who he thought would win the game? He predicted our record but I didnt catch a game prediction at all…

  2. 2ANo Gravatar on Aug 13, 2009 at 8:06 am:

    jesus christ If you’re going to take the time to write out what you’re going to say and can’t coherently read it off your computer on video camera, then just publish the written blog. Watching this goon is too painful.

  3. 3LawtonfunkNo Gravatar on Aug 13, 2009 at 8:59 am:

    I’ve been reading every piece of news fodder I can get my hands on, and I really get the feeling that Kyle is going to end up being our starter. If our line can hold for anything, we don’t need a scrambling QB (We have great running backs.). Kyle has the better arm.

    Maybe I feel this way because the ‘news’ keeps telling me Willy’s arm is getting better, but Kyle has the rocket.

    As for the actual post, I didn’t mind his analysis. He did need to say that Miami will win, but what he was saying wasn’t all that bad. What bothered me the most is that this was the 10th installment?! Why hasn’t someone told him to look at the fucking camera?

  4. 4Willy MacNo Gravatar on Aug 13, 2009 at 9:03 am:

    @3 – That’s what got to me!!! This guy is acting totally unprofessional and his on-screen presence feels a little amateurish to me.

  5. 5LawtonfunkNo Gravatar on Aug 13, 2009 at 9:05 am:

    What if no one’s told him about his bad camera presence because he doesn’t have any friends? What if we’re the only ones who have seen this (only to ridicule his mistakes like a bunch of trolls)? That’s sad. I’m sad now. What a terribly lonely existence.

    You poor pathetic stupid bastard. We should get him to try out for American Idol. I bet he thinks he can sing, too.

  6. 6Willy MacNo Gravatar on Aug 13, 2009 at 9:13 am:

    Who’s this guy think he’s a sportscaster? Not ever. NO WAY. He’s Johnny Had-a-team. No way. Yeah right.

  7. 7The DabokoolaidNo Gravatar on Aug 13, 2009 at 12:01 pm:

    lol, look at this crappy attempt to get cocks ready for their inevitably mediocre season. lol, its not about who wants it, its about who gets it=P http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xy7um8uku8

  8. 8ClemNo Gravatar on Aug 13, 2009 at 12:24 pm:

    Honestly, you guys are critiquing a guy who I was waiting to here his mother scream from downstairs that his crustables sandwich was ready and she couldn’t get the stains out of his Miami Hurricanes undaroos.

    “Dammit, Ma, I’m posting my blog video on the Canes!!”

    Besides the fact he seems to be a Ditka – Rainman love child, I wouldn’t take too much of what he says seriously. he is basically spitting stats off of everything ever posted this season that he copy/pasted onto a word document on his monitor.

  9. 9Willy MacNo Gravatar on Aug 13, 2009 at 1:13 pm:

    @7 – LOL at the “Can you feel that” speech in that video. That’s a voice track from a video from a pregame segment at an Eagles game a few years back given none other than Brian Dawkins. Dummies.

    @8 – Oh awesome! “Doesn’t get the joke guy” even made it into the comments section. Rock on!

  10. 10LawtonfunkNo Gravatar on Aug 13, 2009 at 1:23 pm:

    You make a good point, Clem. What if he is 15? How good of a speaker were you guys at that age?

    . . . Or are you saying he’s 30 and still lives with his parents?

  11. 11Willy MacNo Gravatar on Aug 13, 2009 at 1:31 pm:

    @8 – Also, it’s highly unlikely that he’s looking at stats because he’s looking everywhere but the computer or the camera.

  12. 12mflynn00No Gravatar on Aug 13, 2009 at 4:07 pm:

    what will EKR do if KP gets the starting job?? that’s what I want to know, and NOW!

  13. 13ichaseferalcatsNo Gravatar on Aug 14, 2009 at 10:37 am:

    @ 9,

    I can’t believe they seriously used Brian Dawkins voiceover on a Cockaganda piece – actually maybe I can. It’s just embarrassing.

  14. 14RichmanA2No Gravatar on Aug 16, 2009 at 10:47 am:

    not at the table Carlos

  15. 15RichmanA2No Gravatar on Aug 16, 2009 at 10:49 am:

    Not a bad prediction though. Thats what I would put us at.

  16. 16lolaNo Gravatar on Aug 16, 2009 at 10:55 am:

    @3…I spoke to Mike Hogewood the other day….He really likes Kyle and thinks Clemson will be “very happy” with him at QB….for what it’s worth.

  17. 17Navy ChiefNo Gravatar on Aug 16, 2009 at 12:37 pm:

    Just a couple of things if anyone doesn’t know or cares. Kyle will likely be named the starting QB this week, really its a formality at this point. Victor Beasley committed to Clemson over Alabama Friday, well kinda, but we got him. If anyone is into team rankings we have the 13th ranked recruiting class right now, just below the real USC.

  18. 18Willy MacNo Gravatar on Aug 16, 2009 at 1:13 pm:

    @Lola – Nice to have you back. How’s Hogewood enjoying ROH? Did his check bounce too?

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