I SEENT IT ON FACEBOOK

Fri, Jun 26, 2009 at 10:37 am Posted in randomness 15 Comments

It is only because of the incredible delight I take in reading the smug, suburban, self-congratulatory response to this Facebook post that I am able to withhold my scorn for the horrendous looking movie the City Paper is reviewing. NOBODY GIVES A FUCK, WILLIAM J. HAMILTON.

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1Lawtonfunk on Jun 26, 2009 at 10:56 am:

Remember that movie “Milk Money.” That’s the one where this kid saves up his milk money to buy his dad a prostitute (after his mom has died). My mom and dad took me to that one, and asked dad for a raise in my allowance afterwords.
2The Human Cow on Jun 26, 2009 at 11:00 am:

As a matter of fact, my parents did do that. They also took me to see Milk at the Terrace, I sat in front of Linda Ketner and talked to her on the sidewalk afterward, and then we went down to Ye Olde Fashioned and got some ice cream. AND WE’RE NOT EVEN GAY!
3mflynn00 on Jun 26, 2009 at 11:45 am:

DSOF?
4Daniel on Jun 26, 2009 at 12:48 pm:

What a douche-worthy response. I like the self-congratulatory line “my wife and I are pretty cool parents”. Also, I’m stunned and amazed that none of them are gay. I can’t imagine a man and his wife not being gay. I also want to answer his question with a question. Did his parents teach him how to spell “afterwords”?

(sigh) I feel better now.
5Rhett on Jun 26, 2009 at 1:00 pm:

what about his picture makes him think he’s “pretty cool” about anything?!
6AParker on Jun 26, 2009 at 1:12 pm:

I wish I could sit on the sidewalk and talk policy
7AParker on Jun 26, 2009 at 3:49 pm:

I feel llike a tool for posting this, but check forum for EA Sports NCAA 2010 uniforms. Very nice
8Dwight_Clark87 on Jun 26, 2009 at 6:04 pm:

Dear lord, poor little Jackson Hamilton. Has there ever been a name more appropriate for a gay, Southern….ANYTHING? Not to mention that now the poor kid equates a movie about a gay political official with adult attention, ice cream and liberal politics. His granddad needs to take that boy hunting and soon.
9bobby steels on Jun 27, 2009 at 1:22 pm:

Come on, that response is CLEARLY tongue-in-cheek.
10Chili on Jun 27, 2009 at 6:25 pm:

Nope. 100% serious.
11CUin1993 on Jun 27, 2009 at 10:54 pm:

What a douche.
12PenthouseTiger on Jun 27, 2009 at 11:20 pm:

super serial you guys
13Sandlapper on Jun 28, 2009 at 2:20 pm:

2 places(The Totally Rad Show and The Slashfilmcast) whose opinion I value on movies both really liked this movie. I think I’ll give it a shot…
14Lawtonfunk on Jun 29, 2009 at 8:17 am:

When I was 10, my dad took me to the car show (I got to sit in ‘Kit’ from Knight Rider). Well, the big surprise was that there was also ladies mud wrestling. Dad made sure were we close enough to get mud splattered on us. I think the gun and knife show was there, too. I’m pretty sure that’s where dad bought me a paratrooper knife.

If that guy’s kid isn’t gay, he’s bi-curious.
15PenthouseTiger on Jun 29, 2009 at 10:24 am:

lawtonfunk, you just described my perfect day