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EMBARASSING GAMECOCK DECALS

There are a few things in this world that bring me true joy… a loud, obnoxious child tripping and falling face first onto concrete… finding incriminating photos of your friends on the internet… reading Peter Lalich’s Facebook updates and knowing that no matter what, you will never be nearly has as dumb as he is… and yes, poor choices in terms of South Carolina car decals.

There are a few factors that make the end result so great that you have to curl your toes to abstain from blurting out loud with excitement.  One of the major players is definitely what the car would look like without the decal in the first place.  Let’s take a look at the catch of the day…

Step one: Spend a lot of money and time fucking up your car

Spoiler: Check.
Harley Davidson magnet on the gas cap: Check.
Overbearing CB Radio antennae: Check.
Fake, chromed out plastic intake ports: Check.
Plastic glue on spinning hub caps: Check.

OH GOD YES!  IT’S A MIGRANT’S WET DREAM!  You really can’t get much better than this if you were trying hard and had an unlimited account at Autozone.

Now the next few factors we’ll take into consideration are size, location, and accompanying decals that will give the Gamecock sticker what we in the business call “flare.”

Step Two: Spend $15.99 and make your car truly unbearable to look at.

Am I to believe that this person is a Gamecock Racing fan?  Or do they share fandom of both the Gamecocks and stock car racing?  Perhaps this is a new sticker paying homage to the USC Equestrian team??  In all seriousness, I love when a car like this just comes together and turns into something special.  Seriously.

15 Responses to “EMBARASSING GAMECOCK DECALS”

  1. 1SharpNo Gravatar on Jun 1, 2009 at 2:57 pm:

    Gamecock faggotry at it’s best indeed…just what I needed for a mid afternoon laugh.

  2. 2BrianNo Gravatar on Jun 1, 2009 at 3:35 pm:

    You guys should be all over this.

    http://www.850thebuzz.com/blog/?p=9927

    South Carolina: Where .500 Happens …

  3. 3CharlieNo Gravatar on Jun 1, 2009 at 3:45 pm:

    Just when you think they couldnt get any dumber…

  4. 4BirdNo Gravatar on Jun 1, 2009 at 4:17 pm:

    I like the car and what it represents. Reminds me of the countless red/black Green Bay stickers adorning the ATL pizza delivery fleet.

  5. 5Willy MacNo Gravatar on Jun 1, 2009 at 5:31 pm:

    @2 – Not knockibg you, that that broke on tnet and block C forums a week or two back.

  6. 6AParkerNo Gravatar on Jun 1, 2009 at 6:08 pm:

    Like always, you guys here always make my day

  7. 7AParkerNo Gravatar on Jun 1, 2009 at 9:54 pm:

    Big win tonight. Who is up next on the slate?

    btw just moved to charlotte for work, anyone up here, anyone part of the charlotte clemson club? Anyone know of good night life?

  8. 8SharpNo Gravatar on Jun 1, 2009 at 10:28 pm:

    @7…was just there for my bachelor party this past weekend. Whiskey River was good, Howl at the Moon was ok, Suite was great if you’re in to high maintenance bitches. All of those are in the Epicenter. Dixie’s Tavern was good to me ( for various reasons ) but I think it’s legit despite the circumstances.

    As far as the Clemson Club up there, no clue, I live in Greenville.

  9. 9TakeezyNo Gravatar on Jun 1, 2009 at 11:18 pm:

    Def agree on the mid afternoon laugh.

  10. 10Aaron Neville's Pet TickNo Gravatar on Jun 2, 2009 at 7:46 am:

    AParker, I sent you a pm on the forum about Charlotte. I was in the Clemson club last year, but only caught one football game with them, but it was a solid time. I’ll probably go more this year since i’m going to fewer games.

  11. 11Dwight_Clark87No Gravatar on Jun 2, 2009 at 3:02 pm:

    Great post, guys. I have to think that somewhere in California, K.I.T.T. is similarly adorned.

  12. 12Bailey_dog,Bailey@gmail.comNo Gravatar on Sep 26, 2009 at 2:30 pm:

    Clempson SUX!!

  13. 13Willy MacNo Gravatar on Sep 26, 2009 at 10:49 pm:

    You’d imagine you folks won the damn lottery this weekend. Seriously though, we’ll be by sometime in November to collect the rent…

  14. 14tinmanNo Gravatar on Jun 18, 2010 at 7:31 pm:

    clemson sucks..yep…they do…get a life…and by the way..most clemson fans have never even been to clemson…they have no clue to where or even what it is!

  15. 15Willy MacNo Gravatar on Jun 18, 2010 at 10:38 pm:

    Thanks. We really appreciate your input here at Block C. Your comment will be answered in a timely manned. Until then, please enjoy highlights of your less than average football team on youtube. KTHXBYEZ.

    PS – Thanks for commenting on a post that’s a year old. Way to go sweetheart. That’s effort. Good hustle.

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