First of all, how the fuck did you even stumble upon the Klingon definition for anything? Secondly, I know you were trying to sock it to the ol’ Gamecocks, but who really looks worse here; Sakerlina, or the guy who whips out some Klingon translation on an internet message board?
You know how Eskimos supposedly have like 300 words for snow, well apparently in Klingon there’s a thousand different words that roughly translate to “lifelong virgin.”


1Chris Simp
on May 26, 2009 at 10:15 am:
That guy may know Klignon, but in the words of Daniel Tosh, “…And I can tell you what a vagina feels like.”
2Lloyd Christmas
on May 26, 2009 at 1:31 pm:
Nice find Chili…in the words of Captain Insano…I guarantee you that guy’s still a virgin
3Dwight_Clark87
on May 26, 2009 at 3:21 pm:
That was just a weird, weird post by that guy. The word “why” doesn’t seem sufficient. Klingons are not involved, but if you guys enjoy a good action movie, go see the new “Star Trek.” A lot of fun.
4Lawtonfunk
on May 26, 2009 at 4:45 pm:
I’ve felt kind of bad all day after reading that post this morning. I knew Tigernet had some idiots, but something in me just died when I read that one . . . I mean, I’m not cool. I know that. I watched Star Trek, Next Generation, Deep Space 9, Voyager, etc, in high school while the rest of you were out getting laid, and I enjoyed it-okay, I really enjoyed it, but there is a line every geek must draw in the sand. You don’t go to the conventions. You don’t speak Klingon. You don’t salute people the way Spock does (Even if you really wanted too). . . and if you do all this you don’t fucking tell people about it!
Maybe it’s because I’m only half geek. (Like Spock is half hu-damnit I’m going there again) Part of me really likes Scifi, gadgets, technology, and math. . . but another part (the stronger part) really, really, likes getting laid. So, when half of me laughs at the Klingon joke (oh, I laughed quietly on the inside), the other half screams in agony.
5Willy Mac
on May 26, 2009 at 4:59 pm:
@4 – lmao. I can totally see where you’re coming from. I wasn’t that into nerdy stuff, put I play a shit ton of video games and kinda get into movies and zombies and shit, but that was bad. That was real, real bad. I’m embarrassed that came from a Clemson fan. What really gets me is that nobody just outright blasted him as soon as he posted that.