Congratulations on being able to chug that beer boot in seven seconds. Unfortunately, you’re still fat and unhappy when sober.
“Zero point two… Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta house? One point six; four C’s and an F. A fine example you set! Daniel Simpson Day… HAS no grade point average. All courses incomplete. Mr. Blu – MR. BLUTARSKY… ZERO POINT ZERO.” – Dean Vernon Wormer
Baseball
- We have a three game home stand against Georgia Tech this weekend. Friday and Saturday are 6:30pm games and Sunday is another 1pm game.
- Probable pitching as follows:
Friday
GT: RHP Deck McGuire (6-0, 2.56) vs. CU: LHP Chris Dwyer (4-3, 4.30)
Saturday
GT: RHP Zach Von Tersch (6-1, 4.91) vs. CU: LHP Casey Harman (4-3, 3.86)
Sunday
GT: RHP Brandon Cumpton (2-0, 4.24) vs. CU: TBA
- Here are the previews for Georgia Tech and Clemson. The weather looks good this weekend too.
- Clemson currently has five former players on major league rosters. Also not on the list is Doug Hogan who is doing well playing for the Hickory Crawdads (same league as the Greenville Drive).
- The State wrote a pretty decent article on Jeff Schaus and his hitting prowess of late.
Switching to football
- Heather Dinich and apparently the other folks over at the ESPN offices think we are paper ACC Champs again. Good or bad?
- Things looked bad for our seniors in the draft, but they’re getting better. Honestly, I think a lot of those guys are pretty hard workers and at least half should catch on somewhere for a year.
- Swinney has finally put ink to paper on his new contract. It’s a pretty fair deal and he has plenty of room to achieve. I’m pulling for him and I hope he gets his money.

1Lawtonfunk
on Apr 24, 2009 at 8:54 am:
As far as football is concerned, the words ‘paper tiger’ come to mind. I’m hoping for 7-5, but won’t be surprised with 6-6.
2Chili
on Apr 24, 2009 at 9:00 am:
@1 14-0 YOU GOTTA BULIEVE WHOOOOOOOOOO ALL IN SOLID URNGE meh
3Chris Simp
on Apr 24, 2009 at 9:03 am:
I’m hoping for 7-5 maybe 8-4…I’ve have a dream! A song to sing!
4CUTigersinDV
on Apr 24, 2009 at 9:57 am:
I’ve got hiiiigh hopes, I’ve got hiiiiigh hopes
8-4, loss in the Peach Bowl to Tennessee
Yeah baby
5Chris Simp
on Apr 24, 2009 at 9:57 am:
By the way, I hear Tyler Colvin is gonna cracking the bigs pretty soon also…It’s great to see former Tigers in the MLB.
6tyge
on Apr 24, 2009 at 10:19 am:
Is that Goldberg in that video?
7AParker
on Apr 24, 2009 at 1:35 pm:
We are going 11-1 this year. I can see it. We’ll start the season with a loss to them flying horses from Middie Tenn and then just go on an uber rampage as Dabo will threaten castration because he understands the need for ultimate ownage
8Bird
on Apr 24, 2009 at 1:42 pm:
As far as baseball is concerned, I hope Jack Leggett pulls a hamstring walking out to homeplate for his first and only attempt at yelling at the ump and Tech makes it back to ATL with 3 ACC wins in their pocket.
9T-Rexinator
on Apr 24, 2009 at 1:59 pm:
What the fuck did Jack Leggett ever do to you?
10Winfield Featherston
on Apr 24, 2009 at 2:25 pm:
Huge baseball series this weekend. Jackets need a sweep baby!
11AndrewTheTerrible
on Apr 24, 2009 at 2:31 pm:
commenting as two different people? douchebaggery at its finest.
12Willy Mac
on Apr 24, 2009 at 2:35 pm:
@ 11 – No, Bird and Winfield are the two authors of that website. Two separate people.
13CUTigersinDV
on Apr 24, 2009 at 2:37 pm:
Still douchebags though. Being Georgia Tech fans and all.
I kid, I kid.
14Winfield Featherston
on Apr 24, 2009 at 2:40 pm:
Douchebags?! Have you ever been to a game in BDS? We give you the entire upper North Deck to wear your bright orange and spell words as many times as you want.
15Lloyd Christmas
on Apr 24, 2009 at 2:43 pm:
ive been practicing spelling climson all off-season!!!
16AndrewTheTerrible
on Apr 24, 2009 at 2:52 pm:
goddammit it has a fucking Z in it, christmas!
17Willy Mac
on Apr 24, 2009 at 3:43 pm:
@16 – Nice save. I really did lol.
18Lloyd Christmas
on Apr 24, 2009 at 5:08 pm:
oops….i meant climsonz
19Daniel
on Apr 24, 2009 at 5:13 pm:
Why would we be seen as ACC championship front runner with a new QB, new WRs and the same iffy O-line? I know we should be better up front but we have alot of holes to fill, plus new coaches and schemes. I’m hoping for 8-4 but with the parity in the ACC we could be playing for the conference title (but I highly, highly doubt it).
20CUTigersinDV
on Apr 24, 2009 at 5:29 pm:
@14 yeah I have been there. I don’t remember where I sat…all I remember was something was obstructing my view and I couldn’t see the field.
21Takeezy
on Apr 25, 2009 at 2:31 pm:
I hate hearing that phrase paper ACC champs..
@19 I totally agree with you
22Tom
on Apr 26, 2009 at 12:41 am:
who was it that said James Davis should have gone pro last year?
23Takeezy
on Apr 26, 2009 at 3:22 am:
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and he comes back with a VENGENCE
24AndrewTheTerrible
on Apr 26, 2009 at 7:20 am:
Tom, I just farted and the smell is a hell of a lot more interesting than your boring-ass blog
25ichaseferalcats
on Apr 26, 2009 at 6:07 pm:
who was it that said Captain Munnerlyn should have gone pro this year?
26CUvinny
on Apr 26, 2009 at 7:10 pm:
So much for your sweep nerds
and Panthers take Capt? WTF…
27Takeezy
on Apr 26, 2009 at 7:39 pm:
Browns got James :D
28AParker
on Apr 26, 2009 at 10:16 pm:
Tom, JD is a quality back-up in the NFL. It stinks he is with the Browns, as they ruin players, but we’ll see how it happens
29Takeezy
on Apr 26, 2009 at 10:22 pm:
@28…. </3 haha
30Chris Simp
on Apr 26, 2009 at 10:31 pm:
Thank God the mystical powers of Shamu brought us a series win this weekend over the Yellow Jackets!
31AndrewTheTerrible
on Apr 26, 2009 at 11:37 pm:
yea where the fuck are those gt douchebags. i can hear bobby cremmons laughing at those idiots for wishing the worst for legget. whose coach was it that got tossed earlier today for making an ass of himself?