DSOT OF THE DAY

Wed, Apr 22, 2009 at 3:20 pm Posted in DSOT 11 Comments

Yes, jlee3, if the moon were made of barbeque spare ribs, I would eat it. Heck, I’d have seconds, and polish it off with a tall, cool Budweiser. I would do it. Would you?

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1PenthouseTiger on Apr 22, 2009 at 4:09 pm:

if nick saban and bill cowher had a baby which mated with the love child of zombie bear bryant and joe pa, would the offspring merge Penn State and Alabama and create a Superhybrid the likes of which has never before been seen on the gridiron if given a chance?

i like to think he would
2GNOME on Apr 22, 2009 at 4:18 pm:

Hypothetical situation:

We find out mid-season, after we are 7-0, that CJ Spiller is actually a transformer sent to win Clemson a national championship. DO WE HAVE TO VACATE OUR VICTORIES?!?!
3Dwight_Clark87 on Apr 22, 2009 at 4:29 pm:

What if, after all those ACC Championships and legitimate top 10 rankings, Dabo…..ah, f*ck it.
4The Human Cow on Apr 22, 2009 at 4:33 pm:

What if, after we beat USC for the second time next season, CJ Spiller stops in the middle of the field, unzips his head, and Banks McFadden steps out? What then? Do you agree with the NCAA’s decision that we forfeit our wins since McFadden doesn’t have any eligibility left?
5Tiger4Ever91 on Apr 22, 2009 at 4:39 pm:

A planet made of spare ribs? fuck yeh
6Tully on Apr 22, 2009 at 4:43 pm:

Let’s say in 5 years after Zombie Jesus has taken over Seneca, would Dabo join Zombie Jesus (and Zombie Tommy Bowden) to fight for evil? Or would the offspring of a Kyle Parker/Willy Korn/Random Female threesome convince him not to join the Dark Side?
7CUTigersinDV on Apr 22, 2009 at 8:35 pm:

If you were a hot dog…would you eat yourself?
8Chris Simp on Apr 23, 2009 at 6:59 am:

I think the real story today is, we beat the cocks….that is all…Oh and that guy’s an idiot…
9mullet on Apr 23, 2009 at 9:03 am:

Yea,that guys getting a little bit ahead of himself.
10Chili on Apr 23, 2009 at 9:21 am:

I like how we all clearly understood what was said in the DSOT, and riffed on the same theme, then mullet comes by and just literally explains what we’re laughing at. SEE GUYS, THAT’S THE JOKE.
11Chris Simp on Apr 23, 2009 at 9:56 am:

@10 Good call…