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nc clemson fan on User Ace from the forums tipped us off to the fact that a few thousand people on facebook (myself included) have been invited to an event where you can get an autograph from Cullen Harper and/or Aaron Kelly the day of the spring game near the frame shop downtown. So, I looked at it to see what it was about and my jaw dropped when I read this in the description:
“$10 per autograph for both Aaron and Cullen…
You can get any item signed or photos will be provided.“
Really? Ten bucks to get Cullen to sign something for me? Gee Cullen, you’ve finally bought into the fact that there’s not an NFL team out there that believes in you and you’re trying to squeeze a few extra bucks out of the Clemson fans?? I wonder, hmm. Hey Cullen, I’ve got some pictures here that I’d like you to sign for free…
See, I’d like you to sign these for free because each one of those pictures cost me about $50 a pop. That last one was upwards of $70 I think. On top of that, there are plenty of other times you’ve ruined my day, cost me money, or nearly put me into a red bull/rage induced stroke in front of my friends and family members. To add to that, when you play in a bowl game or an away game you never think about the people like me that spend money, time, and effort to come and see you flop around a patch of grass like a fish out of water all the while hoping that one of your errant duck passes might actually find someone in the end zone, or, at least the side lines when you’re about to be sacked. The nerve of Cullen Harper to do this is unbelievable. Ten bucks? How much for a polaroid, Ram Jam?
1Mogrits
on Apr 7, 2009 at 2:35 pm:
Maybe the money is going to a charity? Though it seems like they would have mentioned that in the facebook announcement.
2Lawtonfunk
on Apr 7, 2009 at 2:35 pm:
I would pay $10 to make him sign a collage of classic “Cullen Harper scrambles on 3rd and goal only to be sacked at 35 yard line” pictures.
3AParker
on Apr 7, 2009 at 2:36 pm:
I love you, not in the weird kiss your girl kind of way, but more of the, that was hilarious, true, and completely needed argument
4Chili
on Apr 7, 2009 at 3:19 pm:
Someone please get him to sign a KORN poster.
5Chris Simp
on Apr 7, 2009 at 3:26 pm:
That is so lame…
6Daniel
on Apr 7, 2009 at 3:36 pm:
I would pay 10 bucks to see him attempt to dive on a loose ball after that goofy display at UVA. That was good comedy.
7ichaseferalcats
on Apr 7, 2009 at 3:56 pm:
I’m showing up with a pictures of Korn, Tommy and Rob, and a magical fairy.
8Coby DuBose
on Apr 7, 2009 at 3:58 pm:
I’ve changed my mind.
I think it’d be well worth $10 to see him sign a Korn poster. Or better yet, a picture of Korn and Bowden talking shit about him, assuming one of those exists. Or better yet, the “NOT EXTREME” picture from the EKR a while back.
9AParker
on Apr 7, 2009 at 5:02 pm:
Can there be a poll about which photo should Cullen sign? I think that would make this amazing
10The Human Cow
on Apr 7, 2009 at 7:09 pm:
I’ll pay somebody the $10 to print out that last picture and get him to sign it. You can keep the picture, I just want photos or video of him doing it.
11Dwight_Clark87
on Apr 7, 2009 at 8:43 pm:
Someone please ask Cullen if he would give a hair-styling tutorial for $20. I’d be interested in that.
12Tiger4Ever91
on Apr 8, 2009 at 8:50 am:
If anything, pay the $10 for AK!