First, JOIN THE FORUMS, DAMMIT.

Heralded QB recruit Tajh Boyd committed to Clemson today and we’re thrilled. See, though, we’re thrilled as in pleased, rational, and generally calm. Not “thrilled” like some of these Tardnetters.

One man knows the awkward fawning to come.

Well, it’s important to be realistic in our expectations for incoming prospects. It is not beneficial to heap comparisons and pressure on these guys’ backs. It’s good that the Clemson fan nation understands this.

At least this guy is on point, no sarcasm intended.

Here’s a couple that are just fucking bizarre.

What? Is this a serious suggestion that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever or is it a brilliant satire of the quick t-shirt printing culture that Tigernet has embodied. Yeah, probably just gobbledygook.

Look, at Clemson I had a better chance of spontaneously sprouting an extra set of arms (GORO TIME MUFUCCCCKS) than I did acing a MTHSC 106 exam, but even I know something’s fishy with this equation.

I can’t even begin to comprehend what in the hell this post is about. Seriously, let us know if you can decipher this. I mean, I get the “HUR HUR OBAMA’S A SECRET MUSLIM” joke at the bottom, but I don’t quite understand the initial post.

Here’s RRTigerGuy, who provided us with heaps of fodder with his horrendous attempts at Photoshops and his cringeworthy ALL IN t-shirt designs. This isn’t really a trainwreck of an attempt at humor as much as it is a guy trying to ghost ride his whip and running it into a telephone pole.

Nobody said they couldn’t recruit, sweety. The questions we had were whether or not it was vital to hire an experienced offensive coordinator after watching the last half of the season.

Eventually the great story of Dabo going from WR coach to head coach is going to have to be dropped. Every coach used to be a lower echelon coach, but we don’t constantly and forever refer to them as such.

OH MAN CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE STILL HYSTERICAL!

The final DSOT comes from PawPrintsII. Just… I mean… what the fuck gets in your head, man? How do you look at a couple Rivals pics and videos of a guy and just up and get a feel for his growth spurt potential? He’s a recruit, not a fucking Chia Pet you creep.

Here’s a couple I gleamed off of the Fightin’ Gamecocks Forum and the Buckeye board.

First of all, several rational Carolina fans have stated the fact that Boyd was not interested in Sakerlina. Not saying it shows any inferiority on their part or anything, he just wasn’t interested. Secondly, the fact that this guy can honestly think that Spurrier still has any credibility when it comes to quarterbacks after the fucking shitshow in Columbia the past couple of years is laughable. Thirdly, to borrow a line in the spirit of jwtiger1 above, our insurance salesman beat your Heisman winning coach.

Here’s, apparently, a Gamecock fan posting on an Ohio State board, making about as much sense as you’d expect him to make.

If there’s one thing Sakerlina fans are experts on, it’s character issues. ZING.