mogrits on 
AParker on 
Willy Mac on BACK THE FUCK UP! IS THAT SOME KORNAGANDA? YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS.
Feel free to post this anywhere, as long as you include a link to Block-C.
I have to say this is the best poster ever made not inciting violence against an Axis power stereotype. I DREW THIS POSTER IN LIQUID ADRENALINE ON THE BACK OF A CAN OF BUD DIESEL I JUST CRUSHED ON MY FOREHEAD AND SCANNED IT INTO THE INTERNET WITH MY FISTS. WHAT, DID YOU THINK I WAS GOING TO MAKE ART ON A COMPUTER LIKE YOU NERDS? I’m literally L’ing out L at that thought. LOL.
So anyway… WILLY KORN is clearly being held back from starting by a deep ranging conspiracy among the Clemson administration. Look, it’s simple. WILLY KORN starts, Clemson is undefeated, Dabo Swinney gets to be hired full time instead of just being internet head coach. Also, the economic crisis probably wouldn’t be happening. WILLY KORN INSPIRES CONFIDENCE, A STEADY LONDON INTERBANK OFFERED RATE, AND CORRECT POSTURE. So, someone is holding him out and saying his shoulder is injured, which is ABSURD. THAT’S A SICK JOKE. His shoulder can only be injured by two things 1) an enraged Brock Lesnar (is there any other kind?) chained to a pack of wildebeasts who are also chained to a NUCULAR WARHEAD that’s on fire and B) YOUR LACK OF BELIEF THAT WILLY KORN IS THE GREATEST FUCKING QUARTERBACK ON THE PLANET. IT’S YOUR FAULT! YOU DON’T BELIEVE! YOU AREN’T ALL IN! SOLID ORANGE! ONE CLEMSON! KORN! I FORGOT WHAT I WAS YELLING ABOUT.
WHO’S THE MOST EXTREME ANNOUNCER? DOC WALKER. NOT ONLY IS THIS MAN A LICENSED MEDICAL DOCTOR, BUT HE DESCRIBES PLAYERS AS CYBORGS SMELLIN’ BLOOD AND MAKES FUN OF MIKE HOGWOOD’S T-BONE INFATUATION. DUDE LOVES HIM SOME T-BONES, BUT WHO DOESN’T REALLY? HEAT SEEKING MISSILES, ROBOTS, CAVEMEN? THIS GUY’S LIFE IS LIKE THOSE CRAZY DREAMS THAT KID WHO PEES ON STUFF ON THE BACK OF TRUCKS HAD IN THAT ONE COMIC STRIP WITH THE TIGER.
DEAR CHINESE PEOPLE, STOP TRYING TO HUG PANDAS, THEY DON’T LIKE YOU LIKE THAT. THANKS, EKR.
SPREAD THE POSTER
EKR OUT.
1Willy Mac
on Nov 25, 2008 at 12:10 pm:
@ Chili – You are fucking priceless. I want to take your jokes and make physical manifestations out of them. Then I would hold them closely like a retarded child hugging a puppy with all the love in the world, but just a little too hard. No homo.
2NoleCC
on Nov 25, 2008 at 12:14 pm:
Because I noticed first…
“internet head coach” is priceless.
3AParker
on Nov 25, 2008 at 1:08 pm:
one amazing post. I can’t stop laughing at this..
Now to see if my gravatar will show up….
4Tully
on Nov 25, 2008 at 1:15 pm:
My jaw dropped at how quality that poster is. I want to take that to a printing shop and put it on my wall.
5Chili
on Nov 25, 2008 at 1:20 pm:
That’s just the low res 72 DPI version. I made it at 300 DPI.
6Trev
on Nov 25, 2008 at 1:29 pm:
T-SHIRT!
7AndrewTheTerrible
on Nov 25, 2008 at 1:30 pm:
fucking genius. thats all i have to say
8VladimirUlianov
on Nov 25, 2008 at 1:35 pm:
EXTREME Historical Reference (Axis power stereotype=Nice!) I call that poster PROPERganda.
Speaking of EXTREME, how bout the end of that panda story? A drunk tourist breaks into a panda enclosure, and when the bear bites him, the motherfucker bites back! That’s fucking EXTREME!!! (Note: If Korn would have bit that panda, the entire fucking species would have immediately gone extinct!)
9Tully
on Nov 25, 2008 at 1:36 pm:
Chili, por favor send me that 300 DPI poster; I seriously am gonna get that shit printed.
10VladimirUlianov
on Nov 25, 2008 at 1:40 pm:
We should have some stickers made out of that poster and tag every fucking thing in Clemson!!
I voluteer my time in the service of the Korn!
11Chili
on Nov 25, 2008 at 1:43 pm:
@8 “there’s nothin propa bout your propaganda HUP”
12VladimirUlianov
on Nov 25, 2008 at 1:53 pm:
@11 Word
13Lawtonfunk
on Nov 25, 2008 at 3:09 pm:
I’m going to take that poster and put it on a deck of cards for the best damn texas hold’m cards ever.
14CUvinny
on Nov 25, 2008 at 3:23 pm:
Thanks for making me laugh very loud at work. I really appreciate it. At least I was able to fulfill the request to tell someone about Block-c.com
And Doc Walker is the shit
15Tully
on Nov 25, 2008 at 4:30 pm:
How exactly does EKR hype himself up to write these? Does it involve an 18 pack of Natural Ice, a half pack of Kools and a baby? I bet it does.
16TigersFtblFan31
on Nov 25, 2008 at 6:19 pm:
15..more like a few hits off the crack rock lol
that shit is hilarious! bout damn time another EKR was posted!!
17GOCAMS
on Nov 25, 2008 at 6:33 pm:
I have always noticed my spine gets stiffer and my chest pokes out when Young Master Korn is brought up. Correct posture indeed, sir. Inspiring.
I can’t believe Cowher/Saban/Belichick won’t come coach for free with the Messiah waiting in the wings.
YES WE CAN!!! YES WE CAN!!! YES WE CAN!!!
Solid Comedic Gold.
18tigerlady
on Nov 25, 2008 at 9:19 pm:
With Thanksgiving coming up I am thankful for this new EXTREME KORNACOPIA!
19DwightClark87
on Nov 25, 2008 at 10:23 pm:
KORNACOPIA! Awesome and extreme. Plus one.
20PenthouseTiger
on Nov 26, 2008 at 12:07 am:
SOMEBODY ELSE CAUGHT DOC WALKER’S TBONE JOKE!!!! THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!
21Blair
on Nov 26, 2008 at 12:11 am:
Love. The. Poster.
I want it on my wall. Willy Korn should the first thing I see when I wake up in the morning, and the last thing I see before I go to bed.
22PenthouseTiger
on Nov 26, 2008 at 12:20 am:
I would pay tens of dollars for that poster
23NoleCC
on Nov 26, 2008 at 9:36 am:
This is getting to be a cult thing, no?
http://ibiekr.blogspot.com/
24StuffyOldGuy
on Dec 5, 2008 at 8:55 pm:
Only thing wrong with that poster is the purple jersey. Everyone knows purple jerseys are for fags.