This is a story about a guy named Hank. Hank is a UNC fan. Hank is feeling on top of the world right about now. Hank also is delighting in the fact that Will Muschamp likely wouldn’t be coming to Clemson any time soon. Hank got a free eMachine with the purchase of his double (that’s what the trailer cognoscenti call a doublewide these days) and felt like he would lay into that site he heard about that was built around the premise of Muschamp to Clemson. Hank posts. Hank waits. Hank gets verbally dismissed brilliantly.
SolidBOOM!ed, motherfucker.
1CUvinny
on Nov 20, 2008 at 11:06 pm:
Zombiejohnccalhoun might be the best name ever
2Lawtonfunk
on Nov 21, 2008 at 9:20 am:
ZombieJohnCalhoun is the man. That was awesome.
3AParker
on Nov 21, 2008 at 9:23 am:
I nominate ZombieJohnCalhoun to be a guest writer on this site. And regularly. PLus, if he wishes to deal with the special people on tigernet, i would not be opposed.
4manse
on Nov 21, 2008 at 11:33 am:
Wow. I am ZombieJohnCCalhoun, and I am flat-out honored to have a Block-C story highlighting the petty, crass rage that defines me (it truly does–ask any of my friends). This makes my week. Thank you for the recognition and for the comments. Glad to see SolidBOOM! at least accomplished something.
And AParker, if I had time, i’d mock every DSOT “winner” until my hands fell off.