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DSOT OF THE DAY

Fri, Nov 14, 2008 at 2:31 pm Posted in DSOT 16 Comments

Let’s brainstorm on some other names that just sound like Clemson names… MST3K style. Take it to the comments section.

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1Chili on Nov 14, 2008 at 2:33 pm:

Actual Clemson names:
“Fridge” Perry
Red Parker
“Tree” Rollins
Ray Ray McElrathbey
RC & Moonpie Edwards
Perhaps the best, former record setting QB “Booty” Paine
2Tully on Nov 14, 2008 at 2:47 pm:

Bill Bradski
3Tully on Nov 14, 2008 at 2:47 pm:

Oh wait, you mean real persons names?
4Chili on Nov 14, 2008 at 2:50 pm:

No no….

Batter McMeatfist, stuff like that.
Things incorporating chewing tobacco names, fried foods, cheap beer, country singers, and the like.
5Penthouse Tiger on Nov 14, 2008 at 2:51 pm:

Lets go find somebody named Danny Heisman Howard!!! Dont worry that he’s only a middle school PE Teacher/defensive backs coach, it’s the name that counts!
6Penthouse Tiger on Nov 14, 2008 at 3:01 pm:

Or, to follow Chili’s idea, Billy Ray “Natty” Copenhagen
7GOCAMS on Nov 14, 2008 at 3:05 pm:

Jus’Barbecue McBlue-Ribbon. Good? No Good?
8Kornholio on Nov 14, 2008 at 3:12 pm:

Chester 9mm McGLOCKlin
9Tully on Nov 14, 2008 at 3:22 pm:

Anyone with the first name Buck, Bud, named after an animal (of any kind), Scoot (not Scott).

Or we could just go with Danny Chevy.
10Willy Mac on Nov 14, 2008 at 3:36 pm:

Tank McBrick
Steak Freelander
“Big” Dick McDermott

Or you could go the Boogie Nights route: Chest Rockwell or Brock Landers
11Tully on Nov 14, 2008 at 3:47 pm:

haha @8 i love that
12Tully on Nov 14, 2008 at 3:47 pm:

Whatever Clemson does, just dont hire a guy who looks like this:

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2008/POLITICS/11/13/navarrette.killing/art.navarrette.jpg
13Daniel on Nov 14, 2008 at 3:59 pm:

Wardell Rouse, Homer Jordan, Glenn Roundtree and Leroy Hill.
14CUin1993 on Nov 14, 2008 at 4:14 pm:

Red Man McGurt
Rock Stonebreaker
Wahoo Sixkiller
Shiv Banyon
Skoal Daniels
Honcho Rambone – on second thought, this may blur line between porn star and football coach but I think that it is funny so it stays
15JasonL on Nov 14, 2008 at 4:28 pm:

Chitty BangBang
“Yankin” YerNutsack
Ned McBoingBoing
Meat Hazmat
Scrooge McDuck
Frank Pasteurnach
Flint Trouser
Sir Hardin Thicke
16furrer4heisman on Nov 15, 2008 at 3:20 am:

Any name that isn’t Bud Foster! Bud Foster would be a horrible choice for head coach. Completely untested. You wouldn’t want him. What about Dabo? Dabo is a GREAT name for a head coach!