CLEMSON FOOTBALL: 2008

Sun, Sep 28, 2008 at 10:34 am Posted in Tommy Bowden had a bitch mentality, football, randomness 15 Comments

…. and 2007, 2006, 2005, etc etc.

The unofficial mascot of the 2008 Clemson Tiger football team

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1mullet on Sep 28, 2008 at 11:26 am:

That is the damn truth…. and god help on the road to Wake…. tickets anyone?
2JasonL on Sep 28, 2008 at 1:09 pm:

From Tommy’s call to Ralph Friedgen after the loss.

Tommy: Hey Coach, just callin to compliment you on the game you guys played yesterday. Heckuva showin out there.
Ralph: Uh, yeah. Thanks Tommy.
Tommy: Well, I mean, you guys did a great job after the half. Really showed some spark there. Scored 14 points and all. Nice goin.
Ralph: Yep. Our staff looked at the flaws we had during the first and made adjustments. YOu know how that goes, of course.
Tommy: Adjustments? You mean, you guys actually do more than pray together? Usually Dabo and Rob and I just sit in a prayer circle for that 15 minutes.
Ralph: Um. Pray? We generally rank our plays and then make adjustments. We also pay attention to what the opposing team does.
Tommy: Wow. And Jesus just tells you all that after your prayer?
Ralph: Are you serious? You don’t do any halftime adjustments?
Tommy: Well, sometimes Rob looks in the book of Acts for a new formation to try out. Generally though we just take what the field gives us.
Ralph: How’s that working out for you, Tommy?
Tommy: Pretty good. I got a jetski over the summer. Listen, I just wanted to thank you for coming into Death Valley and playing us. What’d you think of the purple jerseys?
Ralph: Uh, Tommy, why do you still call it “Death” Valley. At this point, it seems kind of an easy place to go. Anyway, look, the pizza delivery boy is here. Gotta go. Don’t want my three pies to get cold…
Tommy: Goodbye, Ralph.
3Tom on Sep 28, 2008 at 2:52 pm:

Comedy Gold, JasonL. Well done.
4IM A MAN IM FORTY on Sep 28, 2008 at 3:28 pm:

The FAILDOZER is nice.

I can’t get the song “The ballad of Rocky Racoon” out of my mind. The damn racoon lost his bitch and got shot in the process.
5Tom on Sep 28, 2008 at 3:38 pm:

http://www.antibowden.com/2008/09/bowden-bytes-maryland-post-game.html

Some good ones in there this week
6Rob Spense is a pedophile on Sep 28, 2008 at 6:40 pm:

JasonL that was fucking fantastic!
7TOPolk on Sep 28, 2008 at 6:48 pm:

It’s the same ol’ song and dance every year.

I say after the next loss, we pass a baseball cap around the stadium. I’m sure by the time it touches everyone’s hands, there’ll be enough cash in there for Tommy’s $4mil buyout. Hell, they’ll probably be enough for that and the cash to pay Bobby Johnson’s salary (pipe dream).
8DwightClark87 on Sep 28, 2008 at 9:21 pm:

One of ESPN’s announcers got it right as he sped through the game’s highlights:

“This Clemson football program…the losses are just inexplicable.”

This guy is an outsider and to him, looking at the pre-season hype, the players Clemson has, I’m sure it does seem inexplicable. However, as fans we know the real reason. I just really wish Bowden, his naked daughter, everything from the past ten years (except that Peach Bowl win) would all be magically wiped out of reality as if they had never happened and we would wake up with somebody like Jim Leavitt as HC. Instead, we have Bowden around for at least another season and more of the same garbage, probably with a new OC. Bleargh.
9Rob spense puts dick in his mouth on Sep 29, 2008 at 3:45 am:

Quit being all talk and stop going to the goddamn games. The only way people understand is with money. Don’t go to Clemson games anymore. Quit getting disappointed. Show them that you actually are sick of it. You crying but buying tickets doesn’t mean shit to them and Bowden will stay right in Death Valley eating grass and giving us 7 wins every year.
10TigerSACK on Sep 29, 2008 at 7:45 am:

I honestly feel like I am on the same level as USuC. I came out after the game and tailgated like nothing ever happened. Have I settled for mediocrity? What freaking Kool-Aid are our players drinking. CTB says, “Maryland was a good team”. Bullshit. They freaking suck ask Deleware St. and Middle Tennessee. But it’s all okay. USC, Florida, Georgia, Wake, Miami; they all lost, so it makes losing ok in Tiger Country! Sigh, I feel relieved.
11Mogrits on Sep 29, 2008 at 12:20 pm:

Glad to see another fan of the Ron & Fez Show and Black Earl Douglas: the original faildozer.
12Chili on Sep 29, 2008 at 1:05 pm:

RON AND FEZ NOON TO THREE
13Mogrits on Sep 29, 2008 at 2:16 pm:

I wonder what Ronnie B would have to say about Clemson… “Yeah so where’s dat Clemzun?.. In Carolina? Buncha hayseeds.”
14Chili on Sep 29, 2008 at 2:25 pm:

Where you callin from, Chili?
“Clemson.”
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