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Maryland 20, Clemson 17.

Clemson collapses as we thought they might. I don’t see how the season can be redeemed. I don’t mean that in the “man I hope Clemson loses every game so they fire Bowden” way, more in the “God I hope we can rebound but I know we won’t” way. Either way, fire everyone but Dabo Swinney and Billy Napier (after the season of course). Or fire everyone, fuck, a firesale would be better than the alternative. We’re going to have to grin and bear it with this staff until after signing day, then fire them and hope to lure someone else. Either way, people who are of the opinion that Bowden will somehow miraculously become a great coach some day need to realize that they are defending a completely untenable position. Could things be worse - abso-lutely. But they could be so much better with a competent coach at the helm and some decent playcalling on offense. Defense busted their ass today, all necessary props to them, but the 2nd half offensive playcalling was just a bitch mentality. GTFO MY SCHOOL.

Oh, and you better believe I have some DSOT screencaps ready to drag out.

At least Georgia lost. I think they preferred the rape when it was Sherman bearing down on them.

23 Responses to “F*CKITY F*CK F*CK F*CK”

  1. 15knklshflNo Gravatar on Sep 27, 2008 at 11:52 pm:

    just watched harper act as if the game was no big deal , this team needs a coach that is tough and aggressive that the players would sell their souls for . this team has no pride or competitve spirit , the players should be proud to pull on that helmet everyweek and if they dont play like that put their ass on the bench and put in the young guys that want to play , but that will never happen under bowden.

  2. 2RazanNo Gravatar on Sep 28, 2008 at 12:15 am:

    Same ole’ Clemson. We haven’t played with fire, spirit, heart in the 15 years I’ve been watching them. I wonder how Spiller/Davis’ chances in the NFL will fare now. Regrets much? We do this every bowl game as well… meh.

  3. 3CharlieNo Gravatar on Sep 28, 2008 at 12:16 am:

    I’m so incensed I dont know what to say or think, and I’m not thinking straight, even after a whole day to calm down.

    I think Bowden’s head should be stuck on a pike outside of Death Valley. (along with Bobby Robinson’s, IMO)

    Seriously, I want him fired now. I’d rather hold onto the recruits we have at the moment by keeping him til the end of the season, because theres a chance they’ll stay committed and wont look elsewhere the longer we keep them, and the new staff will have a chance to keep em….but damn if I was a HS player and wasnt a lifelong Clemson fan I’d be looking somewhere else already.

    I thought in the preseason that worst-case scenario would be Harper screws up like Proctor did, gets thrown under the bus, and Korn ends up starting by season’s end and Bowden would say we’re building for the future….looks like we’re definitely headed in that direction.

  4. 4TomNo Gravatar on Sep 28, 2008 at 1:27 am:

    Has Harper been blamed for the turnovers yet? I saw one highlight where we threw yet another dumbass screen play that the UMD players read perfectly, swatted, and recovered the fumble. Did Bowden blame Harper for that?

  5. 5ClemsonfanNo Gravatar on Sep 28, 2008 at 3:25 am:

    Dont know if Bowden blamed him or not but that wasnt a his fault at all. We were rolling at that point, we had yet to have a bad offensive play but the DE got a great read on the play, made an atlhletic play and knocked it down. Kelly then thought it was incomplete and quit as the Maryland players fell on the ball. I have to say Im a lil angry about the ball spot on the QB sneak but what can u do….I pray to God that Bowden dosnt use Cullen as a Scape Goat though, regardless of this performance behing this O-line I still believe he will be a great NFL QB…his stock is definantly dropping though!

  6. 6madmac corleoneNo Gravatar on Sep 28, 2008 at 4:27 am:

    Couldn’t sleep worth a damn last night. Maybe this shit means too much to me, I don’t know but I couldn’t help but think as I was sitting here fuming over this inexplicable loss that TB was probably sleeping like a baby. I’d like to see a coaching change but I wonder if (a)we have men with the stones enough to do it and (b)what kind of douchebag would they bring in as a replacement. I don’t trust them.

  7. 7JasonLNo Gravatar on Sep 28, 2008 at 9:08 am:

    bottom line:tdp is a pussy. This is his fault. If he were a good AD he wouldn’t have extended Bowdens contract.
    Prediction: tommy keeps his job by firing spence at re end of the year.
    Remember the good times when Clemson was predicted to win the ACC? Man, august seems like a lifetime ago, doesn’t it?

  8. 8APBNo Gravatar on Sep 28, 2008 at 9:59 am:

    Totally agree with you all and there is just no way to say “Fuck” enough to feel better. We are fucked! TDP fucked us and the alum and donors with the real pull–not us–have allowed this tragic shit to keep happening. It’s going to have to get far worse before a true shit-storm hits and they pull the trigger on Tommy and his fucked-up group of village idiots they call coaches. Until our current idiots are replaced with real coaches all the talent is going to be wasted and the best recruits are going to avoid us like the plague. Did I mention we’re fucked? If not, we are definitely FUCKED!!!!!!!!!

  9. 9SamboneNo Gravatar on Sep 28, 2008 at 10:04 am:

    Beep. Beep. Here comes the Faildozer!!!

  10. 10cheapskateNo Gravatar on Sep 28, 2008 at 10:54 am:

    Clemson’s “offensive coordinater”. 1.) Create game plan. 2.) If successful, make adjustments(change what is working) @ halftime. If plan is an abject failure, stubbornly “stay the course.” Rob Spence is an IDIOT , but perhaps a bigger idiot is his employer………..

  11. 11Willy MacNo Gravatar on Sep 28, 2008 at 10:58 am:

    Harper is a bad QB though. It’s obvious since last years Peach Bowl game that Harper can’t throw down field really well. He’s only good at screens and slants and dumps.

  12. 12ChrisNo Gravatar on Sep 28, 2008 at 11:11 am:

    Hopefully Terry Don won’t lose Purnell or Legget, because then Clemson sports really would be down the tubes…

  13. 13The Human CowNo Gravatar on Sep 28, 2008 at 12:49 pm:

    Q: Davis has been running for 6 and 8 yards a pop all drive. 3rd and 2 on Maryland’s 20. What do you do?

    A: Throw!

  14. 14TomNo Gravatar on Sep 28, 2008 at 5:03 pm:

    Willy Mac, why is it, do you estimate, that Harper is only good at screens and dumps and slants?

    Maybe, JUST FUCKING MAYBE, it’s because that’s all we fucking practice? Even the lord and savior Willy Korn will look like a shit quarterback once Harper is thrown under the bus because OUR COACHES RUIN QUARTERBACKS.

  15. 15Penthouse TigerNo Gravatar on Sep 28, 2008 at 5:48 pm:

    Fuck Tommy Bowden
    Fuck Rob Spence

    I still can’t decide if Cullen Harper was always a pussy or if the aforementioned two made him into one.

    If the second is true, God help Willy Korn, he’s gonna need it

  16. 16Rob Spense is a pedophileNo Gravatar on Sep 28, 2008 at 6:37 pm:

    Running the ball seemed to work spence, so why did you start passing?

    “Well I wanted to come out in the second half and establish some balance but that just didn’t work out”.

    How about you quit worrying about FUCKING balance and win the GODDAMN game FAGGOT! If we gave Davis the ball in the second half we would have won by 4 touchdowns but anyways. Seriously, has anyone noticed how much of a nerdy homosexual that rob spense looks? Ah, its useless. It is done. It’s over. I advise everyone to stop caring about Clemson football right now. Find some other hobby to get involved in. It will never change. Basketball season starts in one month.

  17. 17DwightClark87No Gravatar on Sep 28, 2008 at 8:58 pm:

    @16 TBIAM, way to tell us why you mad, son!

    It was a tough loss, but it’s not the bottom of the barrel for this season. I actually thought we would win the Maryland game and then drop the Wake game once a few people start to look forward to it, and, of course, since it will be televised! What better way to represent Clemson than to lose on a national stage and hearing Bob Davie -or whatever semi-functional brain-stem, former coach ESPN will have announcing that night- go on and on about how bad Clemson is now. With the loss against Maryland, I think Clemson will probably beat Wake. Remember: it’s all ups and downs with a shitty head coach. Absolutely no…what’s the word…ah, yes, “coaching.”

    I don’t think the UGA/ Bama game is analogous to the Clemson/ Bama game. Georgia never gave up and neither did their fans. Can’t say the same for Clemson or their gutless worm of a head coach. Bama won’t make the SEC Championship game. Their luck will run out and soon.

  18. 18Rob spense puts dick in his mouthNo Gravatar on Sep 29, 2008 at 2:49 am:

    No dude. No. We won’t beat Wake Forest. No one should have faith in this team anymore. Even after the B.C. game last year, I was like, “This is the year for Clemson”. After the loss to Maryland Saturday (a team who only beat Delaware by a touchdown) I have finally given up on Clemson with tammy faggot pissface as our coach. We will NEVER win even an ACC Championship with him here. It is done. We will lose to Wake Forest. We will lose to GT. We will lose to FSU. We will even lose to the Gamecocks. This is a replica of the time when we finished the season strong at 9-4 and everyone thought we were gonna be the shit next season. We finished 6-6. Shit happens in patterns and Clemson has always been shit. Fuck Bowden. We won’t make the ACCCG. We will play in the “worthless bowl” like we do every goddamn year.

  19. 19LawtonfunkNo Gravatar on Sep 29, 2008 at 8:22 am:

    Earlier in the week, I told the Gnomes I thought we were headed for a 5 game losing streak. They asked why and I said I just had that ‘Tommy West’ feeling, but I think that’s wrong. With West, you knew we sucked - we didn’t have the talent. With Bowden/Spence, we waste more potential than a girl giving Chuck Norris head.

  20. 20JoshNo Gravatar on Sep 29, 2008 at 8:57 am:

    Actually, if we can find a way to screw it up against Duke (entirely possible, given that there may be something resembling football going on in Durham under David Cutcliffe), we may not get a bowl invite at all!

    I saw a Bama fan on a message board comparing Clemson fan’s to Bama fans a couple of years ago under Shula. Actually getting to the point where they root for the other team just to get rid of a chump coach. I’m trying really hard not to be that kind of fan, but running out of reasons.

  21. 21TigerSACKNo Gravatar on Sep 29, 2008 at 9:35 am:

    Per Tommy Bowden, “maryland is a good team” repeat 100+ times

    Per Nick Saban, “in the 2nd half we got dominated by a pretty good football team”.

    Alas, the difference in Georgia and Maryland= pretty! Wow. Now I don’t feel so bad about being so GD awful

  22. 22byrdman33No Gravatar on Sep 29, 2008 at 12:26 pm:

    I just realized there are two correct spellings for the word gutless: B-O-W-D-E-N & S-P-E-N-C-E. Players played with more heart, piss, & vinegar and far less talent under Tommy West.

  23. 23Clemson98No Gravatar on Oct 14, 2008 at 9:56 am:

    Na, na, na, na…na, na, na, na…hey, hey, hey…Bowden’s gone…na, na, na, na…na, na, na, na…hey, hey, hey…Bowden’s gone.

    Good luck Dabo. You deserve the chance. Hope you fare well. You’ve got the fire to be a head coach. You’ve got the talent on the field. Now you’ve just got to put it all together.

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