Ladies and… err… well… just the guys… that are in the mustache competition… let’s start over.  Everyone in the mustache competition.  IT’S HERE!  The deadline!  All mustache pictures MUST be submitted before midnight Friday.  You see that there?  The word “must” was put in bold, italicized, and even underlined to put importance on it.  I’d hate for you to have grown this thing for months, only to not have it count.  I’m looking at you Sam.  Yeah, you.  Why you?  Because not only is your beard sketchy, so are your submission techniques.  You don’t know how to read, so why are you even holding a dictionary?

Also, no more password.  Yeah, I bluffed.  Hope you called it.  I also hope that when you take your picture you use a good camera.  Also, I hope that you send a few (no more than three) for us to judge different styles of your mustache (if you can’t style by now, you’re terrible and shouldn’t even send in pics).

Lastly, I’m calling it.  I’m going to out-redneck each and every one of you.

Yeah, kinda what mine looks like. Kinda.