This week we sniffed hind quarters (damn that was redneck) with Rob Mahini from TheSabre.com. You can check out our answers here (forthcoming).
1.) You guys are .500 too, albeit under different circumstances. Whereas Clemson was supposed to be great, you guys were braced for a down year. How satisfied are you with your team considering most people’s expectations, and do you think there is any serious possibility that your administration will fire a coach who was named ACC Coach of the Year the previous year?
I guess when you lose a game to Duke, expectations change. We were braced for a down year, but a losing-to-Duke year? And then Groh followed that up with a winning streak in the middle of the season that nobody expected. Then he lead the team to a two-game losing streak. It’s been a roller coaster ride and I think a lot of fans are just tired of the ride. However, oddly enough, we’re still in contention for the Coastal title, so that’s been a nice distraction.
Groh is in no danger of getting fired. AD Craig Littlepage recently said that Groh is definitely returning, so there’s no doubt on that front. In fact, I’ve been saying for years that Groh is protected from losing his job because of the huge buyout provision in his contract, the change-averse nature of the administration, the endless stream of justifications for his mediocre seasons, and the occasional Coach of the Year curve ball. The man has nine lives. Sound familiar?
2) The Lalich situation got a little ridiculous. Were folks happy to see him go after being such a dummy or were most people upset about his leaving?
At first, the fans were pretty angry. They thought that Lalich didn’t get enough of a second chance and that the administration forced Groh’s hand. Then, we learned that Lalich appeared to have burned through a number of second chances. I don’t want to get into rumor mongering, but let’s just say there were some Facebook pictures that didn’t exactly jibe with the terms of his probation. At this point, I think fans understand that the best thing was for him to start anew elsewhere, but they’re disappointed that the star-to-be turned into such a basket case.
3) Where will your big plays come from on offense? What one player can change the game?
Cedric Peerman (RB) has shown the best ability to game change for us. In a number of games during that winning streak, he’s ripped off long demoralizing runs that made the difference. I’ll say that Kevin Ogletree (WR) is a close second — he is Virginia’s true wide receiver threat in a long time, and QB Marc Verica has a knack of bombing touchdown passes to the ‘Tree.
4) What’s the strongest unit (DL, LB, DB) on the defensive side of the ball for Virgina? Who should we keep our eyes on?
It better be linebacker, since we run the 3-4. Clint Sintim has been a beast this year, and his crew has down a good job making up for some of the deficiencies in the front 3. The DB’s are much better than the past, because some of the younger guys like Ras I-Dowling and a much better Vic Hall are actually covering guys downfield. But it’s still a bit suspect in the pass coverage game.
5) What’s your take on the outcome this Saturday? Be brutally honest with us.
It’s a tough call, but I think Virginia prevails. The Hoos are tough at home and have a lot to play for right now. No offense, but I think Clemson is in a bit of disarray given the coaching search and the whole blowing-the-season thing, so I’d be surprised if they can pull of a road win at this point in the season. If UVa gets solid play from Peerman and Verica, and the defense bends but doesn’t break, I think Virginia gets bowl eligible on Saturday. And then we’re set for a bottom tier ACC bid: the Eagle Bowl!
This is a story about a guy named Hank. Hank is a UNC fan. Hank is feeling on top of the world right about now. Hank also is delighting in the fact that Will Muschamp likely wouldn’t be coming to Clemson any time soon. Hank got a free eMachine with the purchase of his double (that’s what the trailer cognoscenti call a doublewide these days) and felt like he would lay into that site he heard about that was built around the premise of Muschamp to Clemson. Hank posts. Hank waits. Hank gets verbally dismissed brilliantly.

SolidBOOM!ed, motherfucker.
BASKETBALL UPDATE
Clemson whomped Wofford in basketball 93-40, marking the largest margin of victory under Oliver Purnell’s tutelage. Terrence Oglesby scored 15 in limited minutes to lead the Tigers in their home opener. Clemson was uncharacteristically skilled from the line, draining 16 of 18 freebies.
HAPPY 39TH, DABO
We got you a new contract? Maybe? In a couple weeks?
DON’T GO, DOG.
Apparently David Hood over at Tigernet heard about that sad, sad little page UGA fans made (Don’t Go Dawgs) to lure their stars back another year and decided to write his own passionate appeal on the subject of our own star, CJ Spiller. The subtlety titled “Heisman or NFL for Spiller” is well written, if not a little sappy, but drifts dangerously close to creepy fan territory. The article is carefully crafted propaganda, hitting on the talking points of how misused Spiller was under Bowden and how if he stays around next year under a Swinney administration he’d probably get like a million yards. The cynic in me says that Spiller has learned from watching James Davis’s 4th year essentially be wasted, and that he’s as good as gone regardless of who the next coach is.
CHECK AND MATE.
This must be part of yesterday’s DSOT star Bird’s plan to lure Mark Richt to Clemson; send him secret envoys in the form of disillusioned Clemson recruits. Brilliant.
ESPN takes a look at some of the slimy shit coaches like Kentucky’s Billy Gillispie and Kansas’s Bill Self are doing to land the big recruits. If it was Clemson doing the same sorts of thing (or if it is), would you be okay with that as long as we won? Kansas bought Mario Chalmers and got a national championship trophy out of it.
“I didn’t invest good money in this Nike BLACK OUT edition Moreno jersey for you to leave after two years, son.”
I’ve stood by my opinion that Georgia has the creepiest, most obnoxious, ignorant, mouthbreathing fans in the nation, and sites like DON’T GO DAWGS don’t serve to refute that argument.
Honestly, if this is satire it’s BRILLIANT.
Here’s a choice post left on the site:
Nikki?knowshon,
we understand you’re dating a really hot former uga gymnast, nikki childs, who probably wants to move-on, marry you, and settle in st.louis/detriot/cincinnati/etc.. DON’T DO IT!!!
STAY ON CAMPUS 1 MORE YEAR!!!-1 you can win the heisman
-2 get a larger contract after your junion yr
-3 become a true uga legend(something $ can’t buy)
-4 dump nikki and start dating a freshman gymdawg(i would recommend Kathryn Ding…meeeeoooowwwww)
-5 uga nation promises to stop complaining about taking yourself out of games.
YOU CAN DO IT!!!
Whenever I feel bad about the dumbasses on Tigernet, I just remember there’s always Georgia.


